Just been disturbed by a load of banging outside, went to see what all the fuss was and my neighbour is building a wooden boat with loads of levels and then filling it with fish.


















































Turns out it's a multi-storey carp ark.

I wondered what the fuck you were on about then....didn't realise I had to scroll down!!!!

Looks like end of the world stuff out there at the moment.

they are getting out of hand them fish, taking over the gaffe since all the floods started

Just seen a motor pike and side carp breaking the speed limit

Yeah, think I've just seen Carl Frogarty on his Ducati.

It's only a bit of rain!!!!

Can someone put the Monty Python 'Yorkshiremen' sketch up please?

We used to have to swim to school when I were a lad etc.

I hope I don't get washed away by the water on my way to Pools tomorrow

I hate getting washed

You won't find it. It was in "At Last the 1948 Show".

By Hartlepool standards I reckon we've had the driest, mildest winter for years (so far!) We've not even had a game that's been even close to being in any sort of doubt never mind off, very similar to tomorrow's opponents.