anyone want a ticket for Cyril Knowles for £10

Who is playing?

Didn't this same poster try and flog his ticket before the last home game!?

I reckon this should be banned on here, I don't see why anyone should be trying to make a profit on a season ticket if you've bought it and you can't go it's your fault.

You will probably struggle to shift this ticket, I've seen people start to board up their windows and doors in preparation for the York fans arrival

Sprag on him to Russ

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I for one have hardly slept since learning of the tastiness of their top boys.

I shall be spending the weekend in my hastily-constructed underground shelter until they have left the town ramparts

I blame that Cyril Knowles

Why should I have to buy Cyril a ticket?

I've heard of people concealing the death of elderly relatives so they can still claim their pension but this is a new one.

How much do you want for it?

New initiative to boost revenue by allowing you to take dead relatives or deceased managers and players to the match?

I wouldn't want to buy my grandad a season ticket because the travel arrangements from beyond the grave are far too complicated. He'd probably fancy the odd match though and a tenner is fair enough. Great idea Russ, I'm off to get my ouija board.

This happened in Spain a few years ago (Betis or Bilbao) I seem to remember. A bloke renewed his and his deceased fathers season tickets. First home game took his fathers urn to the match, where he was turned away on health and safety concerns! (Urn could potentially be used as a missile!).

Russ therefore needs a Risk Assessment before this initiative is fully brought in IMO.

Always wise to carry out a thorough risk assessment. Last thing you want is chew involving the deceased.

It will come back to haunt you

We could one step further by hiring physic mediums to channel the abuse out dead relatives would be shouting.

I can just picture Dereck Acorah on the Millhouse terrace having a spat with Simon Walton explaining that it's not him who thinks you're a "shite posing twat" it this lads Grandad.

I think you'd b allowed to bring your urn in as long as it had no lid on..

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As the David Bowie song rang out across the millhouse on a windy day, hmm, maybe not!