Food FACT No 3

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

Gravy is fucking rank.

And is only used to mask just how inedible sunday dinners are.

Compo · **Posted:** Tue Jan 21, 2014 1:47 pm

Gravy is lush sorry your wrong there

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

I am never wrong.

Gravy is rank. I said FACT in the title.

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Tue Jan 21, 2014 1:51 pm

[ ] Proof that Dibble really is homosexual.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

im agreeing with dibble, sadly.

Dont like sunday dinners and dont like gravy, just tastes like pure stodge.

grabec · **Posted:** Tue Jan 21, 2014 1:53 pm

poolieinnottingham wrote:

[ ] Proof that Dibble really is homosexual.

I thought you were supposed to tick the box for 'yes' and leave it blank for
'no'?

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

Right lets get this sorted.

You claim I am a bender because I dont like gravy?

But you lot cant eat little vegetables without it. You big tough men need gravy to wash down your meat and two veg?

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

Obviously you are not a Poof Grabec.

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

Yubep wrote:

im agreeing with dibble, sadly.

Dont like sunday dinners and dont like gravy, just tastes like pure stodge.

What do you mean, Sadly? :angry-tappingfoot:

grabec · **Posted:** Tue Jan 21, 2014 1:58 pm

Andy Dibbles Gloves wrote:

You claim I am a bender because I dont like gravy?

:

No, he hasn't ticked the box. I've just explained all that.

I think he meant to, though.

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Tue Jan 21, 2014 2:26 pm

I didn't realise a tick was required, but yes, I think that you aren't a real man like Dibble pretends to be if you don't like gravy.

Proper thick gravy made from decent stock is a joy to behold. I'm sure it is one of the foodstuffs which you can live on in the event of a famine.

Compo · **Posted:** Tue Jan 21, 2014 2:29 pm

I eat veg without gravy all the time but i like gravy. Obviously you havent had nice gravy and i pity you for that fact.

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Tue Jan 21, 2014 2:31 pm

Do you think we should start a campaign for Dibble so that he can experience some proper stuff? I'd chip in ten bob.

grabec · **Posted:** Tue Jan 21, 2014 2:39 pm

poolieinnottingham wrote:

I didn't realise a tick was required,

Och, yes, man. What use is a box without a tick? It would be like voting for no-one or failing to choose a multiple choice answer.

Dibble probably thinks you think he's straight now. He's probably preening at this very minute.

parmo · **Posted:** Tue Jan 21, 2014 3:14 pm

STODGE is the proposed name of the food emporium me and Mr Anthrax were plotting some time ago

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Jan 21, 2014 3:28 pm

If you can eat chips and peas without gravy, Satan has claimed your soul. sadx

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Tue Jan 21, 2014 3:54 pm

Dribble needs to sample a Jus before he dismisses the gravy boat, I bet I can persuade you with a sample of my juices :shifty:

offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

Anybody who doesn't like gravy is
[a] Gayer than Sussex
[b] More Southern than Sussex
[c] Both

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grabec · **Posted:** Tue Jan 21, 2014 4:52 pm

offshorepoolie wrote:

Anybody who doesn't like gravy is
[a] Gayer than Sussex
[b] More Southern than Sussex
[c] Both

Dear me, it's like pulling teeth in here to-day.
Where're the instructions? Eh? You have to say, 'please circle your choice(s) with a black pen'.

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Jan 21, 2014 5:00 pm

grabec wrote:

offshorepoolie wrote:

Anybody who doesn't like gravy is
[a] Gayer than Sussex
[b] More Southern than Sussex
[c] Both

Dear me, it's like pulling teeth in here to-day.
Where're the instructions? Eh? You have to say, 'please circle your choice(s) with a black pen'.

That one is fairly cut and dried, like..... :laugh:

grabec · **Posted:** Tue Jan 21, 2014 5:12 pm

Well, we have to be seen to be fair, for when Dibble reappears, otherwise he'll be after appealing on procedural grounds.

tripledecker · **Joined:** Sat Aug 10, 2013 5:25 pm **Posts:** 1938

Compo wrote:

I eat veg without gravy all the time but i like gravy. Obviously you havent had nice gravy and i pity you for that fact.

Agree with this

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Tue Jan 21, 2014 6:16 pm

offshorepoolie wrote:

Anybody who doesn't like gravy is
[a] Gayer than Sussex
[b] More Southern than Sussex
[c] Both

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"Arrrrhh Sussex " .."He browns,seasons and thickens in one go ". " bet he's stuffed a few birds"

alleztfc · **Posted:** Tue Jan 21, 2014 6:32 pm

Certainly thick...and probably brown

born toulouse · **Posted:** Tue Jan 21, 2014 10:28 pm

Never mind Monkeybutt's jus. What does a liking for foam that looks like spit tell you about a person's sexual preferences?

parmo · **Posted:** Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:43 am

people who drink someone else's bath water?

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

poolieinnottingham wrote:

[ ] Proof that Dibble really is homosexual.

fail?

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

Ah. but fact though.

You on the other hand..................................

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