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alienlife
 Post subject: Cheesy Wanker!
PostPosted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 3:12 pm 
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Police in the US are searching for a man who reportedly drives around without any trousers on and offers women money to watch him pleasure himself using sliced cheese.

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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/weird ... 55635.html

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alleztfc
 Post subject: Re: Cheesy Wanker!
PostPosted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 3:14 pm 
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:shock: He's Gouda be mad??? bbolt

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 Post subject: Re: Cheesy Wanker!
PostPosted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 3:15 pm 
How dairy!!!!
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alleztfc
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...or just E-mmental!

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Joe Mac
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 3:15 pm 
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Police should just ignore him and leave him brie

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alleztfc
 Post subject: Re: Cheesy Wanker!
PostPosted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 3:16 pm 
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Still, things curd be worse...

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Joe Mac
 Post subject: Re: Cheesy Wanker!
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He looks a big guy like, really should cheddar few pounds

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PJPoolie
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 3:20 pm 
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Would Ched Der?
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ElvisC
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 3:31 pm 
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Knacker Barrell!
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alleztfc
 Post subject: Re: Cheesy Wanker!
PostPosted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 3:34 pm 
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He certainly looks to have a bit of a stilt-on...

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born toulouse
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 3:35 pm 
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Bet he is straight off for some proper Hawes Wensleydale if he ever visits Britain. Or maybe some blue Stilton. That processed crap can't be good for his knob.
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alleztfc
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Being partial to 'Hawes' probably got him into bother in the first place.

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born toulouse
 Post subject: Re: Cheesy Wanker!
PostPosted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 3:40 pm 
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Round here the idea of a frottage avec fromage is fairly normal. Regularly see old codgers playing pocket billiards at the window of Betty's cheese shop in town.
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parmo
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 3:48 pm 
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is it Venezuelan Beaver cheese

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ElvisC
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Krafty git!
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alleztfc
 Post subject: Re: Cheesy Wanker!
PostPosted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 4:41 pm 
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These puns are getting whey too predictable.. refred

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tREE_wiTH_hAMStER
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 4:46 pm 
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Ironic that he does this in Philadelphia too.

Errm in the city that is.

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grabec
 Post subject: Re: Cheesy Wanker!
PostPosted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 4:52 pm 
Someone's obviously decided to web-cam'im bare.
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PJPoolie
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Being American he's probably been circumsised exposing his baby bellend for all to Brie.
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alleztfc
 Post subject: Re: Cheesy Wanker!
PostPosted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 5:32 pm 
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No wonder he's on his (Monterey) Jack... :uhoh:

Never mind, I'm sure Feta Bob can come up with some better efforts. bbolt

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Only Pools & Horses
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 6:54 am 
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Cheeses Christ he's a weirdo

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Andy McAvoy's Bleached Barnet
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Bet he couldn't give an edam what you all think.

He is an unusual fetashist I'll give you that.
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