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 Post subject: Top After Shave Tip
PostPosted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 5:34 pm 
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This stuff really is top drawer! Doesn't hurt to use a dab at bedtime either.

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 Post subject: Re: Top After Shave Tip
PostPosted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 5:45 pm 
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im very loyal to nivea

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 Post subject: Re: Top After Shave Tip
PostPosted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 5:48 pm 
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I used Niva post shave balm and when not having a shave at night I use bulldog moisturiser.

I am just waiting for Dibble to reply calling us all poofs and he shaves using gravel to exfoliate his face then soap and a cut throat razor and then put old spice on.

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 Post subject: Re: Top After Shave Tip
PostPosted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 5:52 pm 
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Haven't had a clean shave in years, it's all about the light beard for me :cool:

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 Post subject: Re: Top After Shave Tip
PostPosted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 5:55 pm 
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dibble shaves with an alsation that pulls every hair out of his face with its teeth

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 Post subject: Re: Top After Shave Tip
PostPosted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 6:03 pm 
I like Compo use Bulldog Moisturiser!!!! :-)
It was half price in Morrisons just before Xmas aswell!!!! B-)


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 Post subject: Re: Top After Shave Tip
PostPosted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 6:17 pm 
Your Grandads would batter the lot of you and send you to Barnardo's home for the keen to be buggered. :laugh:


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 Post subject: Re: Top After Shave Tip
PostPosted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 6:35 pm 
I use Clinique M Lotion :yes:


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 Post subject: Re: Top After Shave Tip
PostPosted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 6:39 pm 
I use knack all and people say I look early 40`s. 10 years off my true age, never use soap on my face, stick yer face in a warm Quim regularly and hey presto!


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 Post subject: Re: Top After Shave Tip
PostPosted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 7:36 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Top After Shave Tip
PostPosted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 7:43 pm 
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MutleyRules wrote:
I like Compo use Bulldog Moisturiser!!!! :-)
It was half price in Morrisons just before Xmas aswell!!!! B-)


You use moisturiser for bulldogs? Next you'll he telling me you use red setter hairgel.

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 Post subject: Re: Top After Shave Tip
PostPosted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 11:32 pm 
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You need to use aha moisturizer. It is the future. It removes the dead skin cells and keeps you looking radiant. That lovely golden glow.

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 Post subject: Re: Top After Shave Tip
PostPosted: Fri Jan 10, 2014 12:38 am 
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I use this:

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 Post subject: Re: Top After Shave Tip
PostPosted: Fri Jan 10, 2014 1:34 am 
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I use this:

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Chanel have just re-released the original Egoiste EDP, much better than the platinum awfulness they've pushed on us for the last 10 years or so.


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 Post subject: Re: Top After Shave Tip
PostPosted: Fri Jan 10, 2014 8:35 am 
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I use Taylor of Old Bond Street shaving cream & after shave cream rather than lotion as I have sensitive skin & get a rash if I use lotion.


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 Post subject: Re: Top After Shave Tip
PostPosted: Fri Jan 10, 2014 8:58 am 
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i dont use after shave..but them i am santa claus

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 Post subject: Re: Top After Shave Tip
PostPosted: Fri Jan 10, 2014 9:04 am 
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what is the point in using these products when you are all so fuck ugly to start with? sctatchinghead

Just wear a balaclava.

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 Post subject: Re: Top After Shave Tip
PostPosted: Fri Jan 10, 2014 10:08 am 
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Friggin pansies.

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 Post subject: Re: Top After Shave Tip
PostPosted: Fri Jan 10, 2014 4:55 pm 
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I have the same complexion as Freddy Krueger

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