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monkeybutt
 Post subject: Etiquette?
PostPosted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 8:38 pm 
My girlfriend was giving me a blow job last week, when I noticed a small creature, obviously a nit, crawling through her hair!

I`m not sure whether or not to tell her, I don`t want to risk hurting her feelings, as she is my wife`s best mate.

Suggestions?
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 Post subject: Re: Etiquette?
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 Post subject: Re: Etiquette?
PostPosted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 9:09 pm 
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I knew it was a joke when he said he was getting a BJ, no one would give him one.

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monkeybutt
 Post subject: Re: Etiquette?
PostPosted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 10:37 pm 
If you had 1 more than me this year you would have the same as your mental age and believe me, both have been monumental! :hand:
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 Post subject: Re: Etiquette?
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Sad really, but so typical of the board nowadays. A post that starts off as a bit of a joke gets slated and turned into major PC type thing. How I long for the days when people just chilled and had a good laugh about the world (and all that's wrong with it)! :|

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 Post subject: Re: Etiquette?
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How was it turned into a 'major pc type thing' ?

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Poolsrme wrote:
Sad really, but so typical of the board nowadays. A post that starts off as a bit of a joke gets slated and turned into major PC type thing. How I long for the days when people just chilled and had a good laugh about the world (and all that's wrong with it)! :|


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Yubep
 Post subject: Re: Etiquette?
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I reserve the right to hammer a sad old bald man telling a shit joke

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monkeybutt
 Post subject: Re: Etiquette?
PostPosted: Wed Jan 01, 2014 7:46 am 
Yubep wrote:
I reserve the right to hammer a sad old bald man telling a shit joke


Less of the old you snurglar :naughty:
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Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex
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monkeybutt wrote:
My girlfriend was giving me a blow job last week, when I noticed a small creature, obviously a nit, crawling through her hair!

I`m not sure whether or not to tell her, I don`t want to risk hurting her feelings, as she is my wife`s best mate.

Suggestions?


How about investing in a good nit comb for her next visit mr butt? sctatchinghead
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