This afternoon, at the in-laws watching final score. Father-in-law doing his usual sarcastic piss-taking of Pools, observing that they were only drawing against a team he'd never heard of.

All the full times were dropping in, and I stated that there was still time for us to score. Just as he had finished his sneering dismissal the videprinter came up with the goods! For once he just sat and said nowt, whilst me and the eldest leapt about like morons.

Very sweet indeed. Possibly the best thing about this festive period, even eclipsing a relaxing half hour on the bog with the Viz annual at my mam's, whilst the bairns were simultaneously winding each other and the dog up downstairs.

you should have pissed on his head too!!!

That would have been a bridge too far, particularly in front of the bairn.

Although earlier on he had unnecessarily mocked my paper aeroplane building skills, so perhaps he did deserve some wet treatment.

Did you mention to him bewers say the funniest things