7-0 ..and a new World boxing champ .

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/boxing/25482121

You probably, no make that didn't see either live

Minor league kickabouts at that level are of no interest to professional football clubs and their supporters.

Mention it on Non-League Zone or something you whelk.

7-0 against who? It doesn't seem to be covered anywhere. Mostly because no-one gives a shit.

Who won the world champion wanking contest??

You must be death too bored ,you thing poor .

only two more promotions and Darlo's result will be in papers other than the Echo

He is making light of your piss poor sentence Bob!

One win in 9 now..and with a squad valued at millions by ritchie b..what the fook are you laughing at ?

Shadow boxing..scoring that winning goal..i've done it all this weekend on my laminate flooring..great weekend ..

I imagine you to have a weak end, that will be the curse of hanging out of equines

2 of those defeats were in Cup competitions that your team aren't allowed to compete in. 2 of them were against league 1 teams. When your in those competitions come back. Now who is it you've got over the Xmas period... Wakefield and Salford, sounds more like rugby league opposition than football. They sound like really good crowd pulling home fixtures....NOT

Too be fair both teams were pulled apart on here before you even played them bob..

Oh come on, even you are a better divvy than that.

Professional football. Pot to piss in. Ground in home town.

Fuck off and come back when your club has two.

Bet you're glad too see the back of the year aren't you ?..well bar October.

...not as glad as we'll all be 'too' see the back of pointless non-league derelicts like you.

Merry Christmas, hope the Hostel puts something nice on for you.

Excellent early Christmas presents from lord Martin and world champ stuey hall.

It's good to be Darlo at the moment.

Keep on trucking!

It's good to be at a club that's about to go pop again?

Oh yeah let the good times roll eh

We rattle buckets and you lot pick the back pockets of a Norwegian tax fiddler.

Who's more legal?

We are, mate. We even have our own ground and play at a professional level, you know.

Dim and distant memories for Darlo Keep on rattling!

What wouldn't you give to trade circumstances with us right now, eh?

Your seething jealousy gets more hilarious with every passing day. Toot Toot!

Whats the totalizer at today?

Whatever it is today, it will not even have the impact of an elastoplast on a limb amputation.

Keep rattling, chumps!

Stupid darlo not nice people, need to raise another 50k again for their 'short term future'
Will be even funnier when they go bust this time

Some twitchy ringpieces on their board just now: (The first panic-riddled question comes from none other than Mary's Prayer himself. Not quite such a big-shot these days. Sleepless nights must play havoc with your Christmas


So if we don't raise the 50 grand...what happens?


We cease to exist. There are probably some options to explore before we get to that point though.

It's actually 100k we are aiming for but half of would see us ok for now.

What I think is really important is that all of us on Uncovered and other hardcore DFC fans focus on the positive things we can achieve if we work together. This is our club and over the next few months if we work together we can secure its long term future and be back playing in Darlo next season.

£14.65.

and half a Polo mint

i've donated a £5 woolworths voucher.

Sorry it's actually £6.30 Martin Gray has just had to dip into the budget for some running repairs of his tire swing.

...and all that straw bedding doesn't come for free.

It's called 'perspective'...? ...it''s like a pissed tramp who's spent the weekend asleep soaking in an old bath full of stagnant shit, taking a bath in another old bath full of rancid piss and deluding himsrelf that he's now 'clean'....... moving from soaking in shit to washing in piss is progress of sorts for the tramp, a bit like Darlo's delusion with their football status..... a slight improvement, but pitifully below normal standards

Our results will be back in the national press next season

Yeah but there's always tits in the national newspapers.

John F Gent's has been doing a roaring trade on this page!!!

Err, no they won't

...keep on dreaming though. If you don't have dreams you have nightmares. Merry Christmas down there in the gutter.

Evostick prem is published in the nationals.

Anyway, happy Christmas to you all. May all the results continue as they have over the last year.

aye - we got 29 points in the back half of last season from the first day of 2013, and we have 27 from the front half of this - a grand total of 56 points from 2013. And another 6 still to play for

Thank you for wishing us to get at least another 56- 62 points in 2014

Couldn't agree more.

Proof indeed that it's often the most desperate and needy who can be the most generous.

Thanks Darlo. I look forward to reading of your assault on the Premiership in The Times

We got 29 points in the back half of last season. The last time Darlington FC (the one that doesn't exist anymore) played at the level we were (21 and a half years ago) they finished bottom with 37 points in an entire season.

Roadkill is a crank, it's not even biting he is that deluded he cannot be a full shilling.