Sunderland and Baldwin

Ritchies birthmark · **Joined:** Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:31 am **Posts:** 5637

3 different Mackems have approached me today to say they are after jack Baldwin. The fact that they have all said it today, im guessing its in 1 of the papers??

alleztfc · **Posted:** Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:03 pm

Hope you told them they can welcome to the board! refred

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:04 pm

http://www.thejournal.co.uk/sport/footb ... er-6394231?

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

This would add up as I heard the other week that Brighton have been scouting him for 18 months. Who's Sunderland's new manager again!?

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:05 pm

Would be disappointed if we let him go for 500k like.

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:06 pm

7 figures minimum

alleztfc · **Posted:** Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:44 pm

Given they have an immediate need, we could hold out for more...

They can still fook right off, like! rakxe

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Joe Mac wrote:

7 figures minimum

or 7 chocolate fingers.

RAY52 · **Joined:** Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:36 pm **Posts:** 932

I have noticed Kevin Ball sitting in CK the last couple of home games

Ritchies birthmark · **Joined:** Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:31 am **Posts:** 5637

alleztfc wrote:

Hope you told them they can welcome to the board! refred

The 1st 2 I did but to the 3rd I said he was shite and extremely injury prone. He walked away saying for fuck sake im fucking sick of them.
Made me laugh but I suppose its 1 of those you have to be there moments

As said 1m minimum

Fetish_Bob · **Posted:** Wed Dec 11, 2013 4:58 pm

Allegedly

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

I had no idea.

alienlife · **Posted:** Wed Dec 11, 2013 5:01 pm

Wow what a shock, almost like nobody else had heard this news.

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Wed Dec 11, 2013 5:05 pm

Just left work early in shock at hearing this news.

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

Even though I have a nagging feeling that I've not just already read a thread about this on the Bunker today but posted in the actual thread my overriding feeling is one of profound shock.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

This is brand new information to me!

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Dec 11, 2013 5:43 pm

Just as long as no-one has told Sam Collins. :laugh:

verbalkint · **Joined:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:08 pm **Posts:** 3135

alienlife wrote:

Wow what a shock, almost like nobody else had heard this news.

I hadn't am i the only one

Ritchies birthmark · **Joined:** Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:31 am **Posts:** 5637

I posted the original and yet im in complete shock and don't know what to do

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Dec 11, 2013 6:24 pm

Have a wank or rummage in your knackers. Genital fascination seems popular today...... :laugh:

returnofaido · **Posted:** Wed Dec 11, 2013 7:31 pm

jack who ?

parmo · **Posted:** Wed Dec 11, 2013 7:37 pm

Jack Sarseinamerica of course

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Wed Dec 11, 2013 9:12 pm

The mother-in-law spent years watching Mike Baldwin

born toulouse · **Posted:** Wed Dec 11, 2013 11:08 pm

To be fair he was a class act...everybody sing: Deidre's a slaaaag!

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Dec 13, 2013 5:48 pm

I never understood why a bint as ugly as Dierdre got a fannyful every night. Then this story came out about that valley in Australia, and I began to understand how small Coronation Street was.....

Personally, I would rather fuck the Rovers Return keyhole. bbolt

born toulouse · **Posted:** Fri Dec 13, 2013 5:52 pm

It was her or hamsterface Gayle and Deidre could sort you out with weed.

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Dec 13, 2013 6:03 pm

I always wondered who`d nicked Gail`s chin...

alleztfc · **Posted:** Fri Dec 13, 2013 6:17 pm

...or indeed her acting ability.

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father · **Joined:** Wed May 11, 2011 4:25 pm **Posts:** 4198

She's piss poor granted, but her abilities are akin to Dame Judi Dench's compared with the bint who has been coining it as Deirdre for all these years.

For a start, Deirdre has only got two facial expressions.

Mouth open and mouth closed.

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Dec 13, 2013 7:19 pm

I suppose there`s a 50% opportunity for plot enhancement there.....

Pray it not be Ken....

born toulouse · **Posted:** Fri Dec 13, 2013 11:30 pm

The pervy druid likes nothing better than Deidre's gaping maw. Except youngsters, allegedly. He could be found innocent of any of the charges of course in which case it would be back to Deidre's welcoming orifice for gummy fun.

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Fri Dec 13, 2013 11:46 pm

born toulouse wrote:

It was her or hamsterface Gayle

Gail the Turtle a hamster ?..

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Sat Dec 14, 2013 7:15 am

Gail is a stunner. Are you all blind?

grabec · **Posted:** Sat Dec 14, 2013 11:01 am

born toulouse wrote:

To be fair he was a class act...everybody sing: Deidre's a slaaaag!

Well, well, scratch the surface of your right-on Guardian-reading intellectual male, and you still find a stone-age misogynist.

And, well done to Grave, also, for reducing a human being to a humiliating picture. Must have taken a lot of effort.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

I don't think grave took the photo

grabec · **Posted:** Sat Dec 14, 2013 12:27 pm

Yubep wrote:

I don't think grave took the photo

You mean it's photoshopped? Gail's face on Grave's body?

alleztfc · **Posted:** Sat Dec 14, 2013 3:15 pm

Fair play, like. I also wish Grave hadn't posted that

alleztfc · **Posted:** Sat Dec 14, 2013 3:19 pm

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father wrote:

She's piss poor granted, but her abilities are akin to Dame Judi Dench's compared with the bint who has been coining it as Deirdre for all these year

For a start, Deirdre has only got two facial expressions.

Mouth open and mouth closed.

...you are doing a great dis-service to her turtle's neck! confised

Spender · **Posted:** Sat Dec 14, 2013 7:31 pm

In fairness she didn`t have to get them out and neither did the snapper have to take the photos. Neither did anyone have to publish them.

It was the public who drove the whole thing or else it was the actress who didn`t object.

born toulouse · **Posted:** Sat Dec 14, 2013 8:07 pm

grabec wrote:

born toulouse wrote:

To be fair he was a class act...everybody sing: Deidre's a slaaaag!

Well, well, scratch the surface of your right-on Guardian-reading intellectual male, and you still find a stone-age misogynist.

And, well done to Grave, also, for reducing a human being to a humiliating picture. Must have taken a lot of effort.

Or possibly somebody with a fine knowledge of ancient Toy Dolls B sides...

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