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PostPosted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 10:42 pm 
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..having watched him several times now I've come to the conclusion he is not of this planet.

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I think I have only been able to suss out 2 of his tricks and even then I'm not totally convinced.

The one where he gets the radio 1 presenter to lock a picture he drew in a box for 2 weeks then open it up and it's a spot on sketch of a page out the metro newspaper that day is just mind boggling.

Must be a witch


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You do realise it's not really magic?

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 Post subject: Re: Dynamo..
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Tree_With_Hamster wrote:
You do realise it's not really magic?


....http://youtu.be/cDqNcCuFIzE

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 Post subject: Re: Dynamo..
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Just dont understand how people can be amazed by what is essentially a fraudster.

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 Post subject: Re: Dynamo..
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because he is very, very, very good at what he does


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He is brilliant at what he does but everytime I watch it I just think how long must he have spent alone in his bedroom as a kid and all magicians use it as an outlet for bullying as kids.

being a multi millionaire certainly showed all them who picked on him though.

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 Post subject: Re: Dynamo..
PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2013 4:33 pm 
Derren Brown tomorrow night on Ch4!!!! :-)

Not sure who 'Dynamo' is but reckon he must be along the same lines!!!! :-)


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Mutley if you get a chance watch Dynamo on watch channel as he is without doubt the best magician around at the moment.

Derren Brown is more showmanship and psychology and misdirection but he is my favourite entertainer. I saw his live show in Sunderland I was blown away.

I thought his show is on tomorrow not tonight?

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 Post subject: Re: Dynamo..
PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2013 4:42 pm 
That's why I said 'Tomorrow Night'!!!! ;-)

I'll have to check out this 'Dynamo' bloke!!!! :-)


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Dynamo is absolutely brilliant. I never tire of watching his shows.

Some of the things he has done are staggeringly clever.

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Id rather watch Bob on the job.

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Tree_With_Hamster wrote:
Id rather watch Bob on the job.


What about Paul Daniels and Debbie Mcgee,mr tree ?..nice stocking tops like..


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Send the 'lovely lovely person' to Perth, if he can make that shower of shite into a cricket team I will be truly impressed
Bonus points if he makes Bairstow's bat disappear


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 Post subject: Re: Dynamo..
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Some if the stuff he does is just amazing. He actually freaks me out and I don't think he's human


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 Post subject: Re: Dynamo..
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paulus the woodgnome and a side salad wrote:
..having watched him several times now I've come to the conclusion he is not of this planet.


I said a long time ago that he must be an alien. Unless he pays a lot of people to be extras, there are a a lot of people around him who have an excellent view of what he does who are totally amazed.


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jgert wrote:
paulus the woodgnome and a side salad wrote:
..having watched him several times now I've come to the conclusion he is not of this planet.


I said a long time ago that he must be an alien. Unless he pays a lot of people to be extras, there are a a lot of people around him who have an excellent view of what he does who are totally amazed.



I dont want to shatter your illusions of the fella but he does have a lot of extras just go on youtube and you can see how he does a lot of his 'Magic'


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verbalkint wrote:
jgert wrote:
paulus the woodgnome and a side salad wrote:
..having watched him several times now I've come to the conclusion he is not of this planet.


I said a long time ago that he must be an alien. Unless he pays a lot of people to be extras, there are a a lot of people around him who have an excellent view of what he does who are totally amazed.



I dont want to shatter your illusions of the fella but he does have a lot of extras just go on youtube and you can see how he does a lot of his 'Magic'



Not shattered at all. I'm well aware it's all an illusion, he just carries it off better than any other illusionist I have ever seen.


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 Post subject: Re: Dynamo..
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Is he the bloke who was on stilts pretending to walk on the Thames ?

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It's all actors you absolute idiots!


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 Post subject: Re: Dynamo..
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Tree_With_Hamster wrote:
Just dont understand how people can be amazed by what is essentially a fraudster.


To be fair that is a load of nonsense Tree. What he is doing is a form of entertainment the same as anything else. He's not 'magic' he is creating illusions and playing tricks. Playing a trick is not fraud and you can quite easily be amazed if you don't know how it's done and the more people who don't know how it's done the better the trick.

Aren't all actors frauds then as they are pretending to be someone else? Are all the stories comedians tell as part of set true ones? If not they frauds all well.

It is all entertainment.


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I can pay people to act amazed and put stuff in my pockets too.

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What a bunch of Victor Meldrews you are. Its entertainment everyone knows its not real, he does and the fun is being amazed and trying to work it out.

I have seen street magic in front of my face this year in NY buy a guy who is know in my cousins local who goes around the world to parties etc. When its done involving you its amazing. He bent a quarter in my closed hand without touching me I still have it in my wallet. Now to see dynamo do a trick inches from your face must be brilliant.

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Now to see dynamo do a trick inches from your face must be brilliant.


I could do a trick inches from your lass's face that she'd be well impressed by.

Let me know if you want me to make her Christmas for her.

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We have enough chipolatas for Christmas thanks

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I bet she's never seen one spit as much though...

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 Post subject: Re: Dynamo..
PostPosted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 5:02 pm 
I met this gadgie in Paris who miraculously found a wedding ring right next to my foot and said it must be mine. Mine is platinum (so I dont wear it) this was fake gold. He magically tried to put it on my finger whilst trying to fillet my wallet. I magically punched him right under the heart. Must have looked good on CCTV.


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 Post subject: Re: Dynamo..
PostPosted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 5:12 pm 
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I magically punched him right under the heart.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


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 Post subject: Re: Dynamo..
PostPosted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 9:54 pm 
Don't forget....Derren Brown in 5 minutes Ch.4!!!! :-)


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 Post subject: Re: Dynamo..
PostPosted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 10:29 pm 
'Put the can down....keep away from the Can'!!!! :laugh:
Totally staged but funny as fuck!!!! :laugh: :laugh:


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 Post subject: Re: Dynamo..
PostPosted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 10:34 pm 
I guessed correctly!!!! :-)


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Well....I thought that was quite shit....the worse Derren Brown episode I've seen!!!! :-(


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