Bollocks!

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Tue Dec 10, 2013 4:27 pm

Literally!

I've just had a letter from the doctor saying I'm still fertile, despite having had the snip in April. I've had a good rummage through my knackers and it feels like the tube on my left one has joined back up again. This happens only once in several hundred snips. rakxe

I have to give another sample of gentleman's relish in January to confirm if I need further investigation or if its just some stray tadpoles hanging around in the nether reaches.

alienlife · **Posted:** Tue Dec 10, 2013 4:33 pm

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Serious question.... to arrange the snip, do you make an appointment through your doctor?

4 kids is enough for any man.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Yubep wrote:

Serious question.... to arrange the snip, do you make an appointment through your doctor?

4 kids is enough for any man.

Not sure if they let people have it done as young as yourself?

I may be talking shit mind.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

im 29 now, 30 next year, i thought the 4 kids thing would make them look past age.

Im sure misterbs had it, he might know.

alienlife · **Posted:** Tue Dec 10, 2013 5:23 pm

Yubep wrote:

im 29 now, 30 next year, i thought the 4 kids thing would make them look past age.

Im sure misterbs had it, he might know.

Someone at work had it done a bit older than you are now so its possible. They'll probably assess you to make sure you're certain.

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Tue Dec 10, 2013 5:47 pm

I was 32, they asked for the consent of our lass (what the Fuck?!!!) Which wasn't a problem considering it was her pushing me to get it done.

I never will forget the smell of my nads getting cauterised. sadx

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Brilliant, the mrs wont refuse she's probably getting a bit sick of me getting her up the duff now.

So i just contact my own doctors Mr B?

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Tue Dec 10, 2013 5:51 pm

Yeah mate, they referred me to the vasectomy clinic over the headland

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Thanks.

I'll keep you all updated on my nads, 4th child isnt due until may like so i'll probably wait until then, get it done for my birthday.

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Tue Dec 10, 2013 5:55 pm

Find out which clinic does the butchering and contact them direct. I went to the GP first and all he did was give me a leaflet and a phone number for it.

It's highly unlikely they'll turn you away after four kids. I've only got two and they didn't even ask our lass for consent.

born toulouse · **Posted:** Tue Dec 10, 2013 7:03 pm

They asked me how I would feel if our lass and the kids were killed in a bus crash- would I want more kids? I said I'd prefer them not to kill my family but if they did I would make the most of having all my money to myself and maybe live in luxury enjoying time with a succession of beautiful women. New kids did not feature in any way. They nodded in an understanding manner and then attacked my nads immediately.

parmo · **Posted:** Tue Dec 10, 2013 7:27 pm

bloody hell!!!

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Thats a frigging lovely thing to ask, if I got the snip n that did happen I woukdnt suddenly think shit I've had my nads cut off I can't replace my kids with new ones.

alleztfc · **Posted:** Tue Dec 10, 2013 7:55 pm

...yeah, but you could console yourself finding a new bird. :razz:

Bollocks!

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