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 Post subject: Only the BBC
PostPosted: Mon Dec 02, 2013 1:49 pm 
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Could show a documentary covering Cleveland Fire Brigade on December 5th. it closer to Christmas day than Bonfire Night. Crap planning.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b03l61t ... broadcasts

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 Post subject: Re: Only the BBC
PostPosted: Mon Dec 02, 2013 1:51 pm 
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Are you broadcasting wirelessly from the War Memorial today Mr Bob?

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 Post subject: Re: Only the BBC
PostPosted: Mon Dec 02, 2013 1:57 pm 
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Why is that crap planning Bob? Do you think the BBC should have filmed it a couple of weeks before bonfire night with mocked up incidents?

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 Post subject: Re: Only the BBC
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Only on the bunker would bob moan over something as pointless as that.

Open your door n go outside bob, or have a wank or anything.

It's gotta be better than that!

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 Post subject: Re: Only the BBC
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I cant think of many things worse than watching a documentary about Cleveland fire brigade.

Unless they are following them delivering next parcels.

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 Post subject: Re: Only the BBC
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Andy Dibbles Gloves wrote:
I cant think of many things worse than watching a documentary about Cleveland fire brigade.

Unless they are following them delivering next parcels.


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 Post subject: Re: Only the BBC
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Yubep wrote:
Only on the bunker would bob moan over something as pointless as that.

Open your door n go outside bob, or have a wank or anything.

It's gotta be better than that!


You love me really . You threatened to block me months ago, why do you still read my posts ??? Pity your father didn't have a wank the day/night you were conceived you wouldn't be here you'd have been shot into space. Far better your dad did that then inflict you on society.

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 Post subject: Re: Only the BBC
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He did, i'm posting this from beyond the tissue.

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 Post subject: Re: Only the BBC
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Must be posh, using tissues instead of a sock.

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 Post subject: Re: Only the BBC
PostPosted: Mon Dec 02, 2013 4:39 pm 
He missed the tissue?? Did he sneeze or what?? sctatchinghead

So are you posting from the curtains?? confised


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If he sneezed and ejaculated simultaneously that means that Yubep's Dad is Doctor Who! You have to have at least two hearts to do that.


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 Post subject: Re: Only the BBC
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born toulouse wrote:
If he sneezed and ejaculated simultaneously that means that Yubep's Dad is Doctor Who! You have to have at least two hearts to do that.


But would they be living in just one mind?

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 Post subject: Re: Only the BBC
PostPosted: Mon Dec 02, 2013 5:58 pm 
I wouldn't appreciate mopping up after that..... :hand:


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Fully concurring. Two hearts living in just one mind makes an absolutely shocking mess. You need proper industrial cleaners with masks after that.


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 Post subject: Re: Only the BBC
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Mr Ripper wrote:
born toulouse wrote:
If he sneezed and ejaculated simultaneously that means that Yubep's Dad is Doctor Who! You have to have at least two hearts to do that.


But would they be living in just one mind?


Bastard.

I now have a fucking Phil Collins song in my head.

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 Post subject: Re: Only the BBC
PostPosted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 10:28 am 
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Mr Ripper wrote:
born toulouse wrote:
If he sneezed and ejaculated simultaneously that means that Yubep's Dad is Doctor Who! You have to have at least two hearts to do that.


But would they be living in just one mind?


Bastard.

I now have a fucking Phil Collins song in my head.


Till the end of time?


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She is in to deep!

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 Post subject: Re: Only the BBC
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Into deep what?
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 Post subject: Re: Only the BBC
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 Post subject: Re: Only the BBC
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Or has the invisible touch

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 Post subject: Re: Only the BBC
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Well this thread quickly turned out to be just another day in paradise.

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 Post subject: Re: Only the BBC
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 Post subject: Re: Only the BBC
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Fetish_Bob wrote:
Could show a documentary covering Cleveland Fire Brigade on December 5th. it closer to Christmas day than Bonfire Night. Crap planning.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b03l61t ... broadcasts




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