This has flown under the radar somewhat but town barber/Bon vivant Keith Graham now has his own chat show on Sky Arts. It's pretty decent. For instance where you aware that Keith invented the 'Flat Top' hairstyle that swept the nation in the 1980s and also the word 'rarf'. It's on every Sunday night. Last week was pretty emotional as he discussed his relationship with late co-worker and lover Astrid (The Bastard).

he always had difficulty with the heavy metal bouffant like

Was Astrid a tall girl?

Pot, kettle, grimy arse like, for the last ten years at least..........

I reckoned about 18 believe it or not!!!

we're all old now!!

Don't feel alone Mr Parmo. I've had fook all going on in the roof garden for five years now.