What a fucking pain in the arse it is ive took the day off work to go to Boro to do the lot in a day and have been here 3 hours and have got 2 things

I swear our lass cant pass a clothes or shoe shop without going in because she has nothing to wear she tries stuff on puts it back and says ill come back for it later, just get the fooker.

Highlight was brunch at stages cafe absolutely superb as usualbig jimmy krankie thumbs up to Monkeybutt

www.amazon.co.uk

Got all mine from there, havent left the ouse yet.

I didnt know they had shops at the Amazon

Me Mam used to do her Christmas shopping there every year. The reason I know that is cos she use to come in, flop down into a chair and say " It's a jungle out there" !!!!

The door is over there Mr D ===========>

I don't know how long you have been with your lass Mr Kint, but it took me one shopping trip with Mrs Nottingham to decide never to do it again. It would be the equivalent of me dragging her round loads of pubs, having a look at the beer on offer in each of them, having a taste of each one, then deciding to move on to the next pub. After a few hours of this I would go back to the first pub and buy a pint in there.

I couldn't have summed it up better

14 years together so I should have known better and we are still shopping well she is im sat on a bench outside freezing my nads off because I can't face anymore looking around I just want to curl up and cry

Go to the pub

There is more to life than drink Compo.

Drinking whilst fed up could lead to depression.

Much better to go and do something much more useful.

i just take the dog,then i'm not allowed in the shops

Hot shot Parmo at 10.30, my staff mumbled, " He must be from Hartlepool"

Haha snap!! Even got our lass an I phone from there. They basically sell everything

Play.com is another to use although her criminal minds 7 didnt turn up last year so had to buy the Fuka twice. Wasnt happy like but have bought allsorts from them and normally good.

Amazon elite this year though

I do enjoy a bit of criminal minds.

Like a nice FBI drama set in America

Or the metro has more to offer than the Boro.

Ah but where would he get the best Parmo in the North East though, he knows the place to be

Don't go to the designer outlet at York on a weekend .. took me half an hour to park the bastard car and you had to queue to get in to one of the fucking shops! all that hungover as well

To true i was wanting to go back about 2 for my dinner

I can't look Rudolph in the eye..all i can see is a tasty venison steak.

Edited for accuracy.

Here is something for you to try next time: