Howard

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Mon Nov 25, 2013 12:36 pm

He's finally fooked off clappp

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

LETS PARTY!! rolf

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Mon Nov 25, 2013 12:37 pm

http://www.hartlepoolunited.co.uk/news/ ... 94959.aspx

Mctee1908 · **Joined:** Tue May 15, 2012 7:51 pm **Posts:** 638

"Pools have reached a mutual agreement with Steve Howard for the striker to leave Victoria Park. See Official Website for full story."

clappp

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

Ridiculous.

The bloke was never given a proper chance.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Mon Nov 25, 2013 12:38 pm

I'm on my way to Newcastle airport now.. Bet I see him there

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

sorry, should have added......COOPER OUT.

ElvisC · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:55 am **Posts:** 4504

Good News.

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

Why did the article have to start with this:

As the Club continues to find ways to reduce its overhead costs stpid

SpongeBob · **Joined:** Fri Oct 20, 2006 8:08 pm **Posts:** 140

ElvisC · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:55 am **Posts:** 4504

Please let him sign for 1883......

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

ptbap · **Posted:** Mon Nov 25, 2013 12:42 pm

What will we do without his flick on's?!

born toulouse · **Posted:** Mon Nov 25, 2013 12:44 pm

No thanks for all his efforts or we wish him well? Anybody would think he was a lazy twat who had taken the club for a ride.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

born toulouse · **Posted:** Mon Nov 25, 2013 12:46 pm

ElvisC wrote:

Please let him sign for 1883......

It might be too soon for him to play at that level, he needs a spell in the Championship first.

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

Pools worst signing ever?

born toulouse · **Posted:** Mon Nov 25, 2013 12:50 pm

The news has just reached France where the lasses have their special Pools celebration dresses on-

The gadgie at the end says, "Voila, at last the big lazy shit has gone."

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Mon Nov 25, 2013 12:54 pm

Andy Dibbles Gloves wrote:

Why did the article have to start with this:

As the Club continues to find ways to reduce its overhead costs stpid

Clearly to stop fans thinking we're suddenly going to go out and sign 3 players with the money saved.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

great news.

im off to morrisons for a salad to celebrate. i may even go large.

ElvisC · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:55 am **Posts:** 4504

Juist go for it son. Pink Coleslaw, the lot!!!

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Mon Nov 25, 2013 12:59 pm

Stevie Howard was a statue
Stevie Howard wasn't light.
He never got the ball or scored a goal coz he was fucking Shite.

Birthmark, is this adequate or can you improve on it?

alienlife · **Posted:** Mon Nov 25, 2013 1:01 pm

To be fair if we played in Sheffield every week he would have probably been a great signing.

Fetish_Bob · **Posted:** Mon Nov 25, 2013 1:07 pm

misterb2001 wrote:

As the Club continues to find ways to reduce its overhead costs stpid

Clearly to stop fans thinking we're suddenly going to go out and sign 3 players with the money saved.[/quote]

It only be some % as well though wont it. Whatever has been paid to him is still part of the budget, not full amount of course, so I wouldn't expect any newcomer.

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

I hope the fans have more sense than to expect new players.

We aonly need new players that Cooper wants.

Our fans arent that daft to suggest otherwise, surely?

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Fetish_Bob wrote:

misterb2001 wrote:

As the Club continues to find ways to reduce its overhead costs stpid

Clearly to stop fans thinking we're suddenly going to go out and sign 3 players with the money saved.

It only be some % as well though wont it. Whatever has been paid to him is still part of the budget, not full amount of course, so I wouldn't expect any newcomer.[/quote]

What about if he say had a high appearence/goal bonus? Would that have been included in our budgets etc?

thetownendfaithful · **Posted:** Mon Nov 25, 2013 1:23 pm

Did Maureen send the killer text to big Stevie at midnight then?

alienlife · **Posted:** Mon Nov 25, 2013 1:24 pm

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

What about if he say had a high appearence/goal bonus? Would that have been included in our budgets etc?

If his wage was linked to goals scored the bloke has probably left so he can sign on.

parmo · **Posted:** Mon Nov 25, 2013 1:37 pm

I hope his fucking legs fall off, the big nosed plastic geordie fuckwit. Then I hope he gets stuck inside a disused lift shaft for at least 6 months

no respect to him at all - good riddance

Andy McAvoy's Bleached Barnet · **Joined:** Thu Sep 06, 2012 11:46 am **Posts:** 357

Funny thing is, he says he'll come back to watch us :laugh:

Maybe under police escort he might be safe enough.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Do we have to presume the club gave up any hope of one of the 'many' offers Howard had coming through in January then?

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Wheres Birthmark?

Mctee1908 · **Joined:** Tue May 15, 2012 7:51 pm **Posts:** 638

Love the quotes on the official site, pretty much sums up the situation they were in.

Howard "I would like to thank everyone at the club for their help and understanding"

Pools "the club would like to thanks Steve for his services and his agreement to leave"

Edited for accuracy...

Pools "Thanks for fooking off"

Howard "Thanks fo understanding that I wasn't going to welcome to the board for free"

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

Wheres Birthmark?

Just seen him in king johns dancing on the tables shirtless.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Yubep wrote:

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

Wheres Birthmark?

Just seen him in king johns dancing on the tables shirtless.

shirt in carrier bag?

demented twig · **Joined:** Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:09 pm **Posts:** 1043

Andy Dibbles Gloves wrote:

sorry, should have added......COOPER OUT.

you leave Tommy Cooper alone

ElvisC · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:55 am **Posts:** 4504

How long DO we have to wait for the Morrisons Salad Review?? Haway Yubep man!!!!

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Went for an asda fresh pot instead, only £2, chicken n noodles, great fuel for a runner like yourself.

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Mon Nov 25, 2013 2:13 pm

I'd like to suggest to Pools that they use this opportunity to sign James, Baldwin, Walker and Duckworth up to 5 year deals.

Ritchies birthmark · **Joined:** Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:31 am **Posts:** 5637

Well all I can say is sorry to the bloke sitting opposite me as I have just sprayed the poor Fuka with tea. It isn't very easy to drink and shout yeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssss at the same time.

Wow iv never been this happy since nish left

Woop woop

Also can I just say I don't wish him luck the money grabbing piece of shit

ElvisC · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:55 am **Posts:** 4504

Yubep wrote:

Went for an asda fresh pot instead, only £2, chicken n noodles, great fuel for a runner like yourself.

Need summat..start the 6-milers tonight!

chris_t · **Joined:** Wed Jun 12, 2013 9:00 pm **Posts:** 66

With Howard gone, who's going to be the 'The Bunker' number hate figure now.... Should you have one of your fancy votes, with a few suggestions:

1) Sweeney
2) Rodney
3) Holden

Lets go

Ritchies birthmark · **Joined:** Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:31 am **Posts:** 5637

misterb2001 wrote:

Stevie Howard was a statue
Stevie Howard wasn't light.
He never got the ball or scored a goal coz he was fucking Shite.

Birthmark, is this adequate or can you improve on it?

Pretty good that like to be fair

Stevie Howard liked a beer
Stevie Howard was a whale
All he could do was flick it on and he ran like a fucking snail

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

No hate on this place anymore my friend, just peace n points.

Ritchies birthmark · **Joined:** Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:31 am **Posts:** 5637

We're currently a team, there is no outsiders.

November 25th 2013 what a day

ElvisC · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:55 am **Posts:** 4504

Rodney was only on a couple of minutes yet still made a contribution in winning that late corner, looked like shit off a stick to get to the ball too!

alienlife · **Posted:** Mon Nov 25, 2013 2:37 pm

I hate people that start daft threads.

Ritchies birthmark · **Joined:** Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:31 am **Posts:** 5637

He is very raw but if he's keeping Compton happy then he's worth his place in the squad. An impressive afternoon for Compton on Saturday, tore there defence apart time and time again

Howard

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