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 Post subject: Its World Toilet day Today
PostPosted: Tue Nov 19, 2013 7:57 pm 
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http://www.un.org/en/events/toiletday/index.shtml

I have been up to my Thrown and told her that I love her :laugh: :laugh:

Fuck Me What Next ??
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monkeybutt
 Post subject: Re: Its World Toilet day Today
PostPosted: Tue Nov 19, 2013 8:03 pm 
I have been twice today and dropped depth charges :obscene-tolietcrapper: :obscene-tolietpush: :obscene-tolietclaw:
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 Post subject: Re: Its World Toilet day Today
PostPosted: Tue Nov 19, 2013 8:31 pm 
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:shock: :shock: I sent a couple of sausages to the sea this morning and my boy came in from school at 3.30 ran
upstairs and my oh my went up 10 minutes later for a piss and nearly fainted.

Never thought a kids shite would smell like that, he must have had a kebab the night before I think.

Anyway please give your toilet some love today.
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 Post subject: Re: Its World Toilet day Today
PostPosted: Tue Nov 19, 2013 11:04 pm 
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Who are ya wrote:
http://www.un.org/en/events/toiletday/index.shtml

I have been up to my Thrown and told her that I love her :laugh: :laugh:

Fuck Me What Next ??


The next thing is it thrown or throne ??

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 Post subject: Re: Its World Toilet day Today
PostPosted: Tue Nov 19, 2013 11:23 pm 
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Errmmm Sorry Sir form mine lqandgguige is crrapp

Toilet world day not bobs spell check

B :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ellend.
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offshorepoolie
 Post subject: Re: Its World Toilet day Today
PostPosted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 2:13 am 
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shit thread... is Mr Atweazle back?

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derwent
 Post subject: Re: Its World Toilet day Today
PostPosted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 11:02 am 
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This thread is going down the pan.

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monkeybutt
 Post subject: Re: Its World Toilet day Today
PostPosted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 12:31 pm 
Going to pot.
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 Post subject: Re: Its World Toilet day Today
PostPosted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 1:07 pm 
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I'm glad it wasn't on Sunday. TWICE I had to nip it when I had just sat down and picked my book up. First it was the bairn, which I can't really get too upset about, but when our lass started haranguing me later on I was not happy. I told her about 'squatters rights' but apparently when a woman has to go she has to go.

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grabec
 Post subject: Re: Its World Toilet day Today
PostPosted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 1:10 pm 
Well, they could start by calling 'em loos or lavatories. Bogs, even, if you're common.
'Toilets' always sounds prissy and Victorian to me.
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'Netty' is my favourite.

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