tell the truth that was your own at school

John China and Lenny Looplah spring immediately to mind!

jimmy the woman sadly he died last year

smiler and Waughs a marra with you

I know a lad called 'Giro' so named for a reason nobody seemed to know. He got this name long before Giros in the DSS sense of the word existed.

I also know a guy nicknamed 'line 'em up Louis' he got this name for an unmentionable event some years ago which was at the centre of a police enquiry where a team of coppers were investigated alleged war crimes in the Falklands.

I used to play football with a guy known as "Big Red Llama".

I still see him around town from time to time - he always says hello, but I've got absolutely no idea what his real name is or how he got his nickname.

My Dad used to work with Jimmy The Glut.

Gravy (rhymes with Davy)

or

Shitbin (once shat in a bin)

there's a couple of pipies -"Sand and cement "
"Billy Moonbeam"

not forgetting "Sea Monster" who Katcha probably knows. :sweet:

Second name nicknames
king= wan........
keer= wan........
ward= sharky
elis= shif..........

I know someone called Updee!!!!

I work with a bloke called Barry underpants.

Work used in the most lose sense of the word, MH!

You’ve got a point there Mr Avenger,

Someone at our firm is called Barry underpants.

Is that better???

you can see the similarity though

What about Bus Head from the Rivals board? There was this lad at school, who I am sure was obsessed with me, used to call me Specky Four Eyes! How cheeky!

Went to school with a lad called 'Shitty eye'.

Bit harsh

There was a kid in our street whan i was growing up called 'Fat Eyes'




Well thats what we called him!

Shitty eye's brother was called Mongo.

Ahhh West View, the memories!

That reminds me of a name at our school. This lad with bong eyes got called Pontoon Eyes. Something about one sticks and one twists or summit.

lad at school nicknamed Womble - because he only had one ball!

There was an old cricket umpire called Juanita. When I enquired was that his real name, I was told it was a nickname. I again asked why and was told that the fella only had one tooth in his mouth.

A lad at work gets called one eye, because he has a skinny head which is too small for 2 eyes

Roy Weird - singer of a band I played in and Juan Derful the guitarist.



Hawkwinds lightshow was run by a Liquid Len (and the Lensmen).

the Germans mam has a big fat friend called Jackie. we call her Jackies
a little small lad with a quiff in guisborough is Jnr Elvis
weeta fox is kevin fox, he's very freckly
stock fox is his dad, he's stocky
lion fox is his mam......
IoMpoolie is Steffi

I know a lad called 'Kenny dog-killer'

And 'Small-mouth' from Owton Manor!!

There's a lad up Blackhall called Warmhorse. He gets called it cos he smells like a warm horse.

Went to school with "Bug Eyes".

People used to try to hit him on the back of the head just in case they'd 'pop out'. Aren't kids horrible?

There was a lad called goateye who used to knock around with snotty neil.

I think i know sausage and beans ECG, is he a relative of your version of John Lord?

Concrete Eddie
Dave the bus
10 o clock john
Stevie 5 amp

oh and nuisance...of course

And I used to work with a bloke called Dick Tait

Knickers Knackers Knockers has been mentioned before
theres a guy used to get in the Studio called Dampdog.
Mrs G has an uncle known as Johnny 2 pints

There used to be a bloke in the Millhouse years ago called Tintop.

Johnny Giro (used to pinch giros sticking out of letter-boxes)
Davy Duck- knocker (pinched a duck from Ward Jackson park as a kid)

People I knew as a kid at the Brus
Egghead
Tin -head (who actually liked his nickname)
Skunk (who didn't)
Nonkas (who is a well-known musician in the town now)

me and him go back to being kids at school together!!! I still stop and have a natter with him whenever I see him, like. As you said, he's a top bloke all round.
Oi, Nonkas, if you're reading this - do crabs have nippers or clippers?

could tell you a story re s n b and a me but too personal!!

i'll pm you instead later

Lad at school was known as Orinoko - 'cos he was fat & napped a lot

Another got Vache - no idea why maybe becuase his surname was Brown? I don't know. Tragic really, kid was run over by a wagon on his bike riding to school & killed

Finally - Twinny, nickname for both of a set of twins, nobody could tell them apart (not even sure their mother could), but they were aggressive bastads if you got their names wrong, calling them both twinny was taken as the safest option

deffo not the twinnies I know - daft as rags and absolutely hilarious with it, the pair of them!! Nige and Marty, brilliant lads and two of me best mates since I was a kid!!

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There was a bloke who I used to work with nicknamed Magic.

So called because he had his 'moments'... he was a bit random

Everyone I work with has a nickname;
- Ginger Bastard / Crazy Hair
- Balloon / Baboon / Fat Fadge
- Skidmark (Skiddy for short)
- Shake and Vac / Flick and Flake (poor bloke has a skin problem, fnarr fnarr)
- Zippy
- Old Bird
- Gollum the 'tard

Knew a lad who disturbed a burglar in his kitchen and chased him out by threatening him with a potato peeler. He was always known as Zorro after that.

I worked with a lad years ago, good looking fucker he was, we called him pigfuck, he always went for the ugliest bird because they always put out, he never failed because he knew that they knew this could be the last shag they get for months, genius huh!

Generic rather than specific but "cuntlugs" and "fuckdust" take some beating.

buck-nut is an ellish nickname

I believe mongo has now passed away since this original post was made, died far too young and left behind a wife n kids.

Rip mongo.

I am known as 'John the Tongue' to a few people, on account of my proboscis-like mouth appendage.

My dad gave everyone a nickname. At his funeral there were loads of gadgies from his youth who were called things like Splinter and Bogbrush. Our neighbours were variously given names like Fearless Fred, Mr Silkcock, Crazy Jane, The Broken Down Actress and Hairy Little Thug. He used to call me Nobbo until I turned 18, then I became Young Master Penis.

Apparently there's at least one fan at Pools nicknamed 'Dogger' (see Strange Question... thread)

Really hoping his surname is Banks!

Billy Dog Eye.

black john worked on the pit props,he never used to wash his neck,uncle mort aka Peter Johnson

Just thought of another - my mate works with a bloke called 'Slippers', which I think is to do with him liking to keep the comfy indoor footwear on when making the beast with two backs.