Thinking of opening a business Monday to Friday, 10-4, so only the people on Universal credit can shop there, you know cos people who work 9-5 have no chance, I don't want people with disposable income!
What you reckon?

Are you selling charm and panache lessons?

Bakers are open at 2 in the morning in Brussels. Just saying.

You already have the charm and finesse of an unflushed toilet, do not apply!

Waffle.

It’s a football club, a non league one, what are your expectations in terms of opening hours? What trade on those days would they do after or before those hours? How many people actually work 9-5 theses days?

What you are saying is also completely untrue.

It’s also open later on match days on Tuesday’s and again on a Saturday when we are playing. That is when the ground is busy.

It’s not fucking Asda.

I live abroad, as your crass ignorance knows, if I want something from the clubshop I ask a family member or friend to get it for me, or even better buy it online (it’s 2019 after all) I reckon people who live in the town can manage to do the same. You claim to be some sort of commercial guru these things also move with the times.

Crank.

How many of your family on Universal credit?

I did visit the shop the other day but i could not see the polo shirt i wanted in anything near my size so i left.
I appreciate you can buy online but given the fact the sizing is so strange i would not have a clue what to order. What does a M&S large equate to in O Neils ?

I am a genius to be honest but I only comment on sectors I have extensive knowledge of, unlike yourself who chats shit and hasn't a scooby.
The fact we are a non league club means we have to work harder for the money, not opening Sunday shopping hours
I haven't had chance to go back to the shop as been on holiday to find out if the orange keepers shirt in for my son and to be honest they probably missed the boat as he hasn't mentioned it again.
Open hours the customer requires, stay in stock and train your staff, cant go wrong after that really, oh and have cold drinks obvs!

Hartlepool United is a lower level Football Club not a retail outlet throw about insults all you like I asked you some reasonable questions you didn’t answer any.

You know fuck all about running a football club ultimately, or football going by your posts.

How many of yours are?

What has that got to do with Pools club shop opening hours?

These again questions by the way like my fair response to your original sad nonsense. Sunday shopping hours are you on glue? Who is going ‘shopping’ at the Vic on a Sunday? What other lower league club shops, League One, Two, National League, National League North, National League South open on a Sunday? I would imagine it’s a number between zero and maybe zero.

Your holiday must be a scream by the way, what a life you lead.

Bite!

So he’s on holiday, slagging off the club (again) but he’s got (as a grown man) a bite. Well done.

I am happy to bite and show him up for what he is. He’s destroyed a good message board, shall we count up his user names. The worst thing is he thinks the club should entertain anything he says after his online twattery.

You are clearly a deluded man seek help soon.

Sunday shopping hours are 10-4, please read carefully before replying.

My take on opening hours is what there's should be, you take an X reading every hour between 9am and 7pm for 4 weeks and then assess which are the busiest times, then open them hours 10 till fucking 4 my arse.
What else would you like to know?

The magician is on and he is shite, I have a few minutes spare.

Can he make people disappear?

You are on about a shop that is part of non league football club that probably employs two staff at most paying them overtime over a sustained period so they can do an ‘x reading.’

But I am deluded?

And how long does an X reading take?

You have just said, four weeks.

Jesus man an X reading is a till function that tells you what you have sold each hour split of product etc and takes 10 seconds to complete.

I love these threads.

I don’t.

Imagine being on holiday with this bloke if this is what he’s doing on it? His life must be a bit shit.

At least he’s layed off the Brian Honour user name for a bit.

#metoo

I would like an alert sms giving me a heads up, so I can crack one open and enjoy ...

Brian Honour isn't me, my life is grand thanks, had a cracking day

Who knows why you would use the club shop opening hours to stigmatise those on universal credit.

I think it probably has something to do with him being a massive arsehole.

Is the bread winner at work and you're sneaking a quick 5 minutes between chores?

It’s the weekend here, I have a full time job I’ve done my 40 hours this week thanks.

We employ someone to do chores for us in our 5 bedroom villa. We have been to the Pool all morning.

Enjoy your ‘holiday.’ It’s amazing when someone who knows nothing about you attempts to get personal

How the fuck are you the sperm that won?

This thread is as hilarious as it is bizarre. There's nothing wrong with the club shop. Most teams in this divison and even some efl teams have smaller ones than ours. Can't help but feel you're making a mountain out of a molehill Mr. Butt.

Didnt this thread happen last week.

It’s more regular than the tide table.

Perhaps the club shop should start a rental service of hats with cameras inside them....?

What about a lingerie range from O'Neil's..........there you are darling you are a 7XL aren't you.
Could get Carole Kirkwood to launch it.

Stigmatise!, it was purely meant as example of people who could visit between 10 and 4, as for whatever reason they don't work.

Name me two things about Carole Kirkwood that gives you this obsession with her.

Ah! Don,t bother. :

I,ll see you in the Bull at 6-30!

This is why I love the Bunker and renew my HUST membership. #priclesscomedyvalue

This is why I love the Bunker and renew my HUST membership. #priclesscomedyvalue

You’re no commercial guru, you’re an ex manager for a supermarket

A few points

Your UC analogy fucking honks
It’s 2019 , not everyone works nine till five, you as an ex manger should know this
That is all

You’re no commercial guru, you’re an ex manager for a supermarket

A few points

Your UC analogy fucking honks
It’s 2019 , not everyone works nine till five, you as an ex manger should know this
That is all[/quote]


How many supermarket managers taking 24 million quid a year do you know snollygoster?

Guru is a Sanskrit term for a "teacher, guide, expert, or master" of certain knowledge or field. In pan-Indian traditions, guru is more than a teacher, in Sanskrit guru means the one who dispels the darkness and takes towards light, traditionally a reverential figure to the student,with the guru serving as a "counselor, who helps mold values, shares experiential knowledge as much as literal knowledge, an exemplar in life, an inspirational source and who helps in the spiritual world of shite commercial managers!

Rest my case

You’re no commercial guru, you’re an ex manager for a supermarket

A few points

Your UC analogy fucking honks
It’s 2019 , not everyone works nine till five, you as an ex manger should know this
That is all[/quote]


You must have been escorted out of a few bin dipper ?

How about this?

[/quote]


How many supermarket managers taking 24 million quid a year do you know snollygoster?

Guru is a Sanskrit term for a "teacher, guide, expert, or master" of certain knowledge or field. In pan-Indian traditions, guru is more than a teacher, in Sanskrit guru means the one who dispels the darkness and takes towards light, traditionally a reverential figure to the student,with the guru serving as a "counselor, who helps mold values, shares experiential knowledge as much as literal knowledge, an exemplar in life, an inspirational source and who helps in the spiritual world of shite commercial managers!

Rest my case [/quote]


I knew quiet a few, spoke to quiet a few when I worked for Sainsbury’s and Tesco in their offices at Southwark and Welwyn Garden City old bean

You were the type of manager that no fucker wanted to speak with and who’s immediate reports used to go into their office when they were out and about being intolerable arseholes and rub their phone handsets down the crack of their arses and over their John Thomas

Hth

Please, Captain.

Not in front of the Klingons...

Monkeybutt. Any chance you could get Nationwide to open in the evening; it's a right ball ache that all the banks close before 5. Cheers.

Nationwide in Durham city closes at 4.30.

I'd complain, but obviously all of their other account holders are on Universal Credit so there's no point.

Not my area of guruness ask PJ every time he posts I lose interest and make a deposit in the crapper.