Upper Gastro-Intestinal Endoscopy!!!!

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Sep 24, 2013 4:57 pm

Going into Hospital tomorrow to have one of these....a camera down my throat and into my gullet, stomach & small intestine....not looking forward to it all....infact I feel sick thinking about it!!!!

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

sounds awful, and I know I would spew.

grabec · **Posted:** Tue Sep 24, 2013 5:06 pm

People I know who've had it say it sounds much worse than it is, Mutley. The equipment is tiny and it's soon done. Good luck

no6bus · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:55 pm **Posts:** 5096

its the one up your japs eye you need to worry about, the gastro ones are nowt

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Tue Sep 24, 2013 5:38 pm

no6bus wrote:

its the one up your japs eye you need to worry about,

I think i'd rather have my arm broken.

codheads · **Joined:** Tue Jul 26, 2011 8:20 pm **Posts:** 580

I had this done last year it's fucking awfull from the minute there spray your throat ! I could not stop gagging but maybe that was just me !!! But it is the best way to find out wats wrong with u ? The one up the arse is much easier and the tea and toast after is lush

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Sep 24, 2013 5:49 pm

codheads wrote:

I had this done last year it's fucking awfull from the minute there spray your throat ! I could not stop gagging but maybe that was just me !!! But it is the best way to find out wats wrong with u ? The one up the arse is much easier and the tea and toast after is lush

They found tea and toast up your Ronson and then you ate it??

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Tue Sep 24, 2013 6:37 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

Going into Hospital tomorrow to have one of these....a camera down my throat and into my gullet, stomach & small intestine....not looking forward to it all....infact I feel sick thinking about it!!!!

Hopefully they will give it a wipe off after the colonoscopy :laugh:

Hope it goes OK

parmo · **Posted:** Tue Sep 24, 2013 7:12 pm

why don't they just give you the worming tablets instead? :animals-dogrun:

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Sep 24, 2013 7:24 pm

parmo wrote:

why don't they just give you the worming tablets instead? :animals-dogrun:

I thought that.

All they're going to find is a lake of John Smiths and a soggy bacon butty. But all kidding aside, good luck with it Mr Mutley.

Block B Blues · **Posted:** Tue Sep 24, 2013 10:46 pm

Good luck tomorrow mate, hope you'll be ok to knock a few back before the game Saturday.

RAY52 · **Joined:** Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:36 pm **Posts:** 932

Mutley, I would like to say it's not unpleasant, and Mr Codhead, no it's not just you it is awful, gagging all the time. Hopefully Mutley when you read this you will have been done and everything is ok.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Sep 25, 2013 8:36 am

parmo wrote:

why don't they just give you the worming tablets instead? :animals-dogrun:

The time Parmo asked me if I had any indegestion tablets and I gave him some Bob Martins Worming tablets!!!!

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Sep 25, 2013 8:37 am

BTW....cheers people for the kind words!!!!

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Wed Sep 25, 2013 8:51 am

Last time I had an endoscopy I ended up spending the night in hospital. It was an arse one like.
I'm sure the gullet is a lot easier to penetrate. Good luck.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

no6bus wrote:

its the one up your japs eye you need to worry about, the gastro ones are nowt

Had that done as a kid, utter agony, apparently not as bad once your fully grown sadx

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Wed Sep 25, 2013 9:54 am

The difference between an oral and anal thermometer is the taste!

parmo · **Posted:** Wed Sep 25, 2013 10:33 am

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

apparently not as bad once your fully grown sadx

you mean it's easier when you've got a stonk on?

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

parmo wrote:

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

apparently not as bad once your fully grown sadx

you mean it's easier when you've got a stonk on?

Just cos the hole is bigger I believe. Wasnt actually a camera but a tube to pass liquid through my system I think.

I got the bitch back though after, when they tilted the table (i was tied to it) so i was upright and told me to piss, she held the bottle slightly away from my knob instead of having my knob inside, well when you piss your knob generally raises up a bit and I pissed all over her. rakxe

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Sep 25, 2013 11:35 am

Couple of minutes and I'm getting called in!!!! confised

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

good luck. Hope all is OK.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Good luck.

parmo · **Posted:** Wed Sep 25, 2013 12:10 pm

Mutley/ Are you still there? Speak to us!!!

parmo · **Posted:** Wed Sep 25, 2013 12:11 pm

apparently there's hell on cos he pissed all over the nurse. Your fault Tree

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

parmo wrote:

apparently there's hell on cos he pissed all over the nurse. Your fault Tree

At least in Muttleys, the amount of alcohol content might make it sterile. :laugh:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Sep 25, 2013 1:19 pm

Well that was nowhere near as bad as I thought it would be!!!!

Gagged and borked loads though but the camera was only in for about 30 seconds!!!! confised

Got the all clear aswell....nothing major wrong with me!!!!

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

MutleyRules wrote:

Well that was nowhere near as bad as I thought it would be!!!!

Gagged and borked loads though but the camera was only in for about 30 seconds!!!! confised

Got the all clear aswell....nothing major wrong with me!!!!

parmo · **Posted:** Wed Sep 25, 2013 2:26 pm

are you sure they switched it on?

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

MutleyRules wrote:

Well that was nowhere near as bad as I thought it would be!!!!

Gagged and borked loads though but the camera was only in for about 30 seconds!!!! confised

Got the all clear aswell....nothing major wrong with me!!!!

Pleased for you. Now you can get back on the drink.

parmo · **Posted:** Wed Sep 25, 2013 2:37 pm

me too

Who are ya · **Joined:** Thu Jul 04, 2013 11:46 pm **Posts:** 186

codheads wrote:

I had this done last year it's fucking awfull from the minute there spray your throat ! I could not stop gagging but maybe that was just me !!! But it is the best way to find out wats wrong with u ? The one up the arse is much easier and the tea and toast after is lush

Quality tea and toast :laugh:

Not that that I have had one up the Khyber's Like.

Blackcurrant jam on toast is lush.

Who are ya · **Joined:** Thu Jul 04, 2013 11:46 pm **Posts:** 186

MutleyRules wrote:

Going into Hospital tomorrow to have one of these....a camera down my throat and into my gullet, stomach & small intestine....not looking forward to it all....infact I feel sick thinking about it!!!!

Good Luck Mate

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