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Freaky Teeth
 Post subject: car help
PostPosted: Wed Sep 25, 2013 10:43 pm 
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I've got an astra ellite and its just come up with 'service stabiliTrak' sctatchinghead

Anyone know the problem?
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 Post subject: Re: car help
PostPosted: Wed Sep 25, 2013 10:58 pm 
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Its the cars electronic stability control which helps the handling etc.

Could be nowt, like a loose connection on the engine management system or could be a more expensive job. Get it down to a Vauxhall garage for a diagnostic to see what it is. Diagnostics cost about £30-50

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Freaky Teeth
 Post subject: Re: car help
PostPosted: Wed Sep 25, 2013 11:08 pm 
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Well it's under warranty so I'll get it down. Cheers.
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Freaky Teeth
 Post subject: Re: car help
PostPosted: Wed Sep 25, 2013 11:21 pm 
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Is it ok to drive?
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KateST73
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 8:31 am 
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My brother had the same car a couple of years back and apparently had the same type of problem despite numerous visits to the garage.
He, however didn't dispose if it because of that, he insinuated that it was a council house car and the car of chavs.
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Freaky Teeth
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 2:48 pm 
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KateST73 wrote:
My brother had the same car a couple of years back and apparently had the same type of problem despite numerous visits to the garage.
He, however didn't dispose if it because of that, he insinuated that it was a council house car and the car of chavs.

sctatchinghead
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 Post subject: Re: car help
PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 2:51 pm 
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United wrote:
KateST73 wrote:
My brother had the same car a couple of years back and apparently had the same type of problem despite numerous visits to the garage.
He, however didn't dispose if it because of that, he insinuated that it was a council house car and the car of chavs.

sctatchinghead


Mutley's drink fueled, sleep deprived rants make more sense.

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tREE_wiTH_hAMStER
 Post subject: Re: car help
PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 3:01 pm 
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United wrote:
KateST73 wrote:
My brother had the same car a couple of years back and apparently had the same type of problem despite numerous visits to the garage.
He, however didn't dispose if it because of that, he insinuated that it was a council house car and the car of chavs.

sctatchinghead



I think she is suggesting its a boy racer/chav car. Thats why her brother sold it. But not then sure why he bought it in the first place? sctatchinghead

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Freaky Teeth
 Post subject: Re: car help
PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 3:49 pm 
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Chavs car eh sctatchinghead

Now I'm even more confused stpid
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PJPoolie
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 4:33 pm 
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United wrote:
I've got an astra ellite and its just come up with 'service stabiliTrak' sctatchinghead

Anyone know the problem?


Get a sticker to put over the light.

HTH.
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Freaky Teeth
 Post subject: Re: car help
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PJPoolie wrote:
United wrote:
I've got an astra ellite and its just come up with 'service stabiliTrak' sctatchinghead

Anyone know the problem?


Get a sticker to put over the light.

HTH.

What light would that be yawn1
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yloop
 Post subject: Re: car help
PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 5:02 pm 
It's probably the most middle of the road of the middle of the road family cars out there.

If he'd said Corsa I'd agree with the chav thing but Astra? Nah!
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parmo
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stop quoting the tranny you twats!!!!!

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Mr Ripper
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 8:18 pm 
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stop quoting the tranny you twats!!!!!


Mr United is a tranny?

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Freaky Teeth
 Post subject: Re: car help
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Mr Ripper wrote:
parmo wrote:
stop quoting the tranny you twats!!!!!


Mr United is a tranny?

:shock: Mick can indeed confirm this :laugh:
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