the scene is set!!

I've cracked the wine, the beers have just arrived by hand and are cooling in the fridge, me and our rass are bedecked in the shirts, me in the home and her in the away and she's murdering 'When I was just a little boy......' with no reference to tune or lyrics.

Bring 'em on!!!

sounds good what time is it there then?

Just gone half past seven. We usually kick off at eleven pm here, and night matches are right out, but with the clocks moving and the one O'clock kick off it's quite good today.

Our rass still can't quite master 'Here's what she said to me......'

Never did past tense in English.

I suppose 'here what she say to me...' will have to do. We're doing 'Me brothers in Borstal' next.