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PJPoolie
 Post subject: This striker....
PostPosted: Thu Sep 12, 2013 11:09 am 
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That people were told was signing on Tuesday sctatchinghead

Maybe which actual Tuesday wasn't specified, or maybe the lad doesn't want to move South from Horden for less money.

It's not as if Saturdays a big game or anything.....
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Yubep
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I heard he has an S in his name

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I've heard his missus is fit!

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Yubep
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and hes decent on the asda self serv.

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PJPoolie
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I just hope this player materialises.

I'd hate the people who were told this to become latest victims of 'tickilly bellying'
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offshorepoolie
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Wonder if he'll be flicker or a flickee and can he act as a battering ram on big fookers


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parmo
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akin to tickler and ticklee.. Has anyone got a pic of Mr Tickle (of Mr Men fame)... we need to get some t shirts made!!!!

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parmo
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mind you the chief exec's arms don't actually seem that long... do they unravel when he takes his coat off?

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offshorepoolie
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That's not his gut it's his arms curled around his belly


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I heard he is going to be left footed.

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parmo
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he's going to start tickling with his feet? That's very kinky I must say

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Mick Tait's Head Bandage
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He has an 's' in his name...

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misterb2001
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Tree_With_Hamster wrote:
I heard he is going to be left footed.

like Behan was :laugh:

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grabec
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 12, 2013 1:05 pm 
parmo wrote:
akin to tickler and ticklee.. Has anyone got a pic of Mr Tickle (of Mr Men fame)... we need to get some t shirts made!!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6zI0ySC-P8

So, if the striker is stuck up a tree, Russ is your uncle......
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misterb2001
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MadJohn wrote:
misterb2001 wrote:
Tree_With_Hamster wrote:
I heard he is going to be left footed.

like Behan was :laugh:

Was he? It was difficult to tell at times.

No, but Turner thought so when he signed him!

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grabec
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 12, 2013 3:51 pm 
MadJohn wrote:
misterb2001 wrote:
Tree_With_Hamster wrote:
I heard he is going to be left footed.

like Behan was :laugh:

Was he? It was difficult to tell at times.


You're referring to his practice of putting his boots on the wrong feet?

Ah, Denis...he had such a good first game that I felt sure for ages that it was just a matter of time before he got up to speed.
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poolieinnottingham
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And that amazing free kick at Oldham.

I should have known something was wrong when I saw that his name was spelt to rhyme with 'penis' instead of 'menace'.

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rainey89
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Its me thought the left foot would give it away as this video proves :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-Bmc-lg_IE

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