Possible Signing Cooper is looking at. Very promising youngster and then his career suddenly hit the skids a couple of years ago and he's finding himself playing For Harrogate Town

Didnt we have him on loan?

That was Martin Woods wasn't it? From Leeds?

is he the one who went from leeds to chelsea as a nipper but never played?

I remember he went for big money n leeds were fuming

we need an opinion on Woods from Tree

Martin Woods, last seen knocking one off the wrist on that Sunderland sex tape.

urgh

this is michael by the way http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Woods_(footballer)

Obviously had something as a youngster, no harm in looking surely.

See, Tree thinks Woods should be quite poplar.

I think he takes a leaf out of Comptons book then he will do ok.

i heard his barks bigger than his bite

Well, as long as he runs rings round the opposition and doesn't go to seed.

grabec will you just leaf him alone.

To be fir the lad deserves a chance. I just hope we can stump up the cash.

I was only saying he's oakay with me.

Dont be Arbor.

Sometimes these kind of deals bear fruit

iv twigged on this time that this is a pun thread.

At least we've branched out from the fish puns

Some people have come out the woodwork on this thread

the lad said he needs to get back to his roots

He was a pine player as a youngster a couple of bad years have seen his confidence sap.

Yew would think he is a nailed on signing the way people are pining on

For cod's hake!

I have total faith in Cooper at the elm.

The decision to bring him in could be poplar


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Is he signing???? We need to be told straight....no beating about the bush!!!!

They asked Cooper at a press conference and he just shrubbed it off.

My only worry about Woods is injuries dogging his time here. These type of things seem to be attracted to Woods.

Like butterflies to apple blossom?

Guessing thinks the root of our prblem is in midfield.

I hope this move comes to fruition

I hope he signs today, last thing we need is to be left in the larch.

Even all these years later, all talk of larches reminds me of that Monty Python illustrated lecture - Number one, The Larch.......part of a list which also contained the immortal 'Naughty Bits of Reginald Maudling'

The whole team could do with a bit of sprucing up.

I'm getting sycamore rumours but, now he is a bit alder, forest to get him could be sub-lime.

these puns are acorny

i think we can trust cooper's judgement when he's at the 'elm.

fuck off.

I don't get it

We do need to spruce things up a bit

The whole team is dead wood at the moment

I heard he is amazon.

Time this thread got trunkated....just leaf it.

Woods is always available on Footy Manager for nought.

Might be a reasonable signing but then again might have dropped so low that the League is too big a step!

I'm stumped.

Do you want me to bail you out?

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