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Is it OK to behead refs?
a. Yes, the one from the play-off final springs to mind. 74%  74%  [ 14 ]
b. No, never. 11%  11%  [ 2 ]
c. Yes but only if he stabs one of your players first. 11%  11%  [ 2 ]
d. No, but something a bit more humane like lethal injections would be fine. 5%  5%  [ 1 ]
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born toulouse
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http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/jul/07/brazilian-referee-decapitated-stabs-player

He didn't handle it well but I'm sure we've all seen worse on the Rec.
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I dunno. Maybe if a ref walked into a hospital and said to the doctor "me head's hurting like fook, mate" and the exam showed amputation to be advisable, I think it would probably be OK.

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Chrissy Stevo
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The fella at the playoff final deserved far worse!
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parmo
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I voted (a) as well

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Andy Dibbles Gloves
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so did I.

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born toulouse
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MadJohn wrote:
You've got to be careful with rituals like this, and choose your ref wisely. Were you to remove the noggin of Trelford "Dark Satanic" Mills, I would imagine you would be interfering with some serious mojo, plumbing murky depths that sensible folk shouldn't wot of.


Sorry Mr Mad, should have thought to add a stake through the heart followed by a silver bullet in the head option- bit of an oversight on my part.
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Spender
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:17 pm 
Oh yes. And it should be second prize in the half-time lottery draw. That'd smarten the grinning, backward running charlatans up. :evil:

Might create a few 'homers' like....sctatchinghead but he still wouldn't know which end bought the ticket. :-D
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Andy Dibbles Gloves
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I cant believe people have voted "No, never".

For fooks sake.

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Mr Ripper
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Andy Dibbles Gloves wrote:
I cant believe people have voted "No, never".

For fooks sake.


Probably Compo and Norton John.

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PJPoolie
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I quite like the thought placing the head of a ref who'd had a bad game on a spike in the centre circle.

It would certainly make the bloke who turned up at the next home game think twice before disallowing that goal.

I also voted A. But I'd want Phil Crossley to stab Drew Talbot before he was 'shortened'
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