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tREE_wiTH_hAMStER
 Post subject: Strange/Old insults
PostPosted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 10:09 am 
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Just seen someone on facebook call someone a "fucking twit" :laugh:

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Andy Dibbles Gloves
 Post subject: Re: Strange/Old insults
PostPosted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 10:10 am 
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I thought it was an automatic assumption that anyone that uses face books was at least one of those.

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Actually, my name is contrary fat twat. Dinnertime is my middle name. Does that make you HORNY?

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offshorepoolie
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 10:14 am 
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mong ... bbolt

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Joe Mac
 Post subject: Re: Strange/Old insults
PostPosted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 10:15 am 
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I still like rarf or ding.

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misterb2001
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Bell end.

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aptid
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spunk bubble

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Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex
 Post subject: Re: Strange/Old insults
PostPosted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 10:24 am 
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As Queer as a nine bob note..
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Compo
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 10:36 am 
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Spaz

Chor (but thats a Hartlepool thing)

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Compo
 Post subject: Re: Strange/Old insults
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Nancy

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Joe Mac
 Post subject: Re: Strange/Old insults
PostPosted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 10:39 am 
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I've always been a bit disappointed that the word "Chor" is no longer used and now its Chav. It used to be always "Goffs or Chors" in Martyrs

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Montpoolier
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You rotten cads.

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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: Strange/Old insults
PostPosted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 1:32 pm 
Nacker Nut!!!!
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poolieinnottingham
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 6:18 pm 
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Chopper.

Divvy.

Our lass frequently calls people 'tube' which I think is a Scottish thing.

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Spender
 Post subject: Re: Strange/Old insults
PostPosted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 6:26 pm 
My favourite was rat-knackers.

'How, rat-knackers, stand your corner you tight get.' clappp
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poolieinnottingham
 Post subject: Re: Strange/Old insults
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What about 'dickhead' whilst doing the forehead hand gesture thing?

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Spender
 Post subject: Re: Strange/Old insults
PostPosted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 6:45 pm 
I always thought that was too American, like the latest, cringe inducing 'man-up and grow a pair.'

To my knowledge, if you're born without any, you're fucked unless you're talking about tits, which is contrary anyway, and then at 52 years old, the miracle happens.

If you aren't talking about tits, who wants four cods?? sctatchinghead

Oh aye, Three Quid..... :laugh:
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