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mr elkots · **Posted:** Tue Jun 25, 2013 11:51 pm

Just done 268 miles from downend in 3 hours and 5 minutes not bad eh :dance:

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Wed Jun 26, 2013 6:24 am

mr elkots wrote:

Just done 268 miles from downend in 3 hours and 5 minutes not bad eh :dance:

For any police on the board, average speed of 90 mph, I can get you his reg details next time he pops in the café

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37794

mr elkots wrote:

Just done 268 miles from downend in 3 hours and 5 minutes not bad eh :dance:

You drove fast in a car......and?

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Wed Jun 26, 2013 8:12 am

Keep improving and you'll soon be able to do Hartlepool to Marseille in 6 hours.

mr elkots · **Posted:** Wed Jun 26, 2013 1:40 pm

Snowy wrote:

mr elkots wrote:

Just done 268 miles from downend in 3 hours and 5 minutes not bad eh :dance:

You drove fast in a car......and?

No.. it was a van :razz:

headlandkeith · **Joined:** Wed Oct 17, 2012 11:17 am **Posts:** 165

I smell Bullshit

mr elkots · **Posted:** Wed Jun 26, 2013 2:19 pm

headlandkeith wrote:

I smell Bullshit

More of a fishy smell when i pop over to the headland.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37794

mr elkots wrote:

Snowy wrote:

mr elkots wrote:

Just done 268 miles from downend in 3 hours and 5 minutes not bad eh :dance:

You drove fast in a car......and?

No.. it was a van :razz:

....... I'll keep an eye out for you..... you shouldn't be hard to spot....do you take turns driving with Scooby.....?

alienlife · **Posted:** Wed Jun 26, 2013 3:43 pm

An average of 87mph isn't really worth bragging about, for lots of moral reasons and because it isn't that hard to manage unless you hit some really bad traffic.

mr elkots · **Posted:** Wed Jun 26, 2013 9:27 pm

No.. it was a van :razz:

[/quote]....... I'll keep an eye out for you..... you shouldn't be hard to spot....do you take turns driving with Scooby.....?[/quote]

Your getting mixed up alienlife is shaggy :laugh:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37794

mr elkots wrote:

No.. it was a van :razz:

....... I'll keep an eye out for you..... you shouldn't be hard to spot....do you take turns driving with Scooby.....?[/quote]

Your getting mixed up alienlife is shaggy :laugh:

[/quote]Not the way you drive....

Compo · **Posted:** Thu Jun 27, 2013 8:45 am

Is your name andy park?

mr elkots · **Posted:** Thu Jun 27, 2013 2:30 pm

Compo wrote:

Is your name andy park?

No. But your relations is a "andy park" when picking the kids up

Fatty eats roadkill · **Posted:** Thu Jun 27, 2013 5:48 pm

Andy don't need a van to do it in that time. Just a new pair of Nike air max. FACT!

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Jun 27, 2013 6:35 pm

Well, new shoes and a pack of lies.....both of which are available in the many crack dens and whorehouses of Darlington.... :laugh:

He was the cu nt who almost made it to Scunthorpe first, but he didn't win that one either. The pointless peasant.

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

It puzzles me why Andy Park didn't do a charity walk last season when one even for a Ferret faced retard like him would have been achievable.

Even he could have made the 6 mile walk from Bishop to Spennymoor for example without having to get a lift, lie about most of the journey, and only one trip to A&E.

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Jun 27, 2013 7:04 pm

Well, when you spend all day polishing the ferret, even the walk across the landing seems a bad idea when the curtains are closer.

Compo · **Posted:** Fri Jun 28, 2013 9:56 am

Isnt Walter Mitty doing one this year?

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