Men Are Just Happier People-what do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park, you can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another petrol station toilet because this one is just too dirty

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

Your underwear is £4.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25minutes.

Still getting chain mail eh??

Put your spam alert on!!

To counter your claims........

Our name has to stay the same, women love to change things.

like you'd wanna be anywhere near a garage.

Try getting involved and you'd be as welcome as a fart in a diving suit.

Yep...just a snack and not a demi God.

Pregnant?...see mother nature, she did the design work...a woman

So can you..what law stops you...?

NO THEY DON'T... THEY JUST LIE LESS.

it could be yours if you weren't so fussy.

...fussy again

...another myth.

...if you didn't scowl so much you wouldn't get them!

how do you know...?

if it's expected ...what's the problem, hate to disappoint you.

We wear proper shoes....

One mood...IT'S CALLED BEING REASONABLE

converastions yes...idle, banal chatter is what you mean.

Give a woman a choice....give up hope.

...and yours.

the market will only charge what it can get away with.

One pair is enough.

Is that a problem...?

Hair styles ....... ?

SHAVE WHAT...are you a gorilla?

You play with your toys....till the batteries run out.

for all seasons.... ...for life!

shorts...yeah, you can't.

......or your teeth.

I've seen a few women with that choice

CHRISTMAS SHOPPING?... IT'S CALLED ORGANISATION ..an alien concept to most women