for free if anyone has one. must be working mind.

Not for free, but if your really, really, really desperate...

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/POLAROID-ONE-STEP ... dZViewItem

Also keep an eye out for this,

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/polaroid-one-step ... dZViewItem

These cameras don't sell too well so with the cheap postage cost, it could be fairly cheap. A camera shop may be able to loan you one if you talk them round. Just tell them who you are...

Doesn't she realise that 'private pictures' can be taken on digital and not have to be developed by Boots?

Just what I was thinking Mr.I!!!!

I wanna take some dirty pictures of you
I wanna take some dirty pictures of you
As I'm peering through the shutter
I can feel my heart a flutter
And the lens is getting steamy
As the room is getting seamy
Watch out for my reflex as I'm giving you the bird

Dirty pictures turn me on
They give me strictures but I have to keep on
Taking pictures dirty pictures
I get my kicks up in the attic from a Kodak Instamatic

I wanna take some dirty pictures of you
The dirtier the better only filthy will do
As I rig up my umbrellas
And the props are getting hotter
The actions getting frantic
As you going through your antics

Head up, leg up, chest out,
can you what don't be absurd

Dirty pictures turn me on
They give me strictures but I have to keep on
Taking pictures dirty pictures
I get my kicks up in the attic from a Kodak Instamatic

Dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty pictures

Dirty pictures turn me on
They give me strictures but I have to keep on
Taking pictures dirty pictures
They give me strictures but I have to keep on
Taking pictures dirty pictures
They give me strictures but I have to keep on
Taking pictures dirty pictures
I get my kicks up in the attic

Dirty pictures!

No unfortunately

However, i saw 2 of these today, working as well...