If god wanted us to......

Mister Ed · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2007 11:49 am

do bleeding DIY...he would have given us two pairs of hands.....

bleeding coving..........its to long and heavy and my steps are not tall enough...or my legs!

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2007 11:57 am

Ah but when he realised that, he opened the Polish borders and loads of cheap tradesmen came in to prevent evolution giving you another pair of hands. :wink:

See how I managed to get creationism AND a deity in the same sentence there for the non-believers and the God Botherers??

I'm all things to all men me. :wink:

Mister Ed · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2007 12:00 pm

well I tried that ...I ordered some via the net....got them over here but the misses said I had to send them nubile little things back, and would not believe I wanted them to do the coving.......... :roll:

I was gobsmacked coz she said she had a degree in coving...... confised

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2007 12:06 pm

This is what happens when you don't keep them barefoot and pregnant, they get above themselves..... :roll:

poolpower · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:46 pm

PLASTER COVING IS SOOOO 1980S

WE HAVE "CORNICE"

parmopooly · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:01 pm

so do we. and cheese and onion.

poolpower · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:04 pm

NO! THATS CORNED BEEF

Mister Ed · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:11 pm

i was going to put up the cornish , but dibbs ate them all at the weekend.....

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