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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Women Eh?!?!
PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 11:11 am 
I'm sure they are from a different species!!!! sctatchinghead stpid

She said she was nipping into to town to get some salad and all's what I said was....

'Can you get me a Valentines Card'???? sctatchinghead

She went apeshit and the last words I heard as she slammed the door was....

'Fuck You'!!!! confised

They are from a different Planet....must be!!!! stpid stpid


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It's a but bad when you have,to remind them to get you a card

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 12:30 pm 
No....she's already got me a card....it's on the Mantelpiece....I need one for her!!!! confised


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I can sympathise with that, they can be sooooo immature, she stormed into the bathroom the other day and sank all my ships ......she missed the submarine though. :wink:

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No....she's already got me a card....it's on the Mantelpiece....I need one for her!!!! confised


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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of them never remembers birthdays and one of them never fogets them. Can't remember who said that.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 2:24 pm 
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Is she back yet?

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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: Women Eh?!?!
PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 2:31 pm 
Yes!!!!

Did she fuck!!!! :evil: :evil:


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I got our lass this card n she went nuts, dunno why.

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Yubep wrote:
I got our lass this card n she went nuts, dunno why.

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Oh, I'm downloading one of those beauties!
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Yer tight wads, confised i've spent a tenner..12 red roses,wine and card. I had to shop around though..Do you think it's too much?.. sctatchinghead
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The Ghost of Sussex07 wrote:
Yer tight wads, confised i've spent a tenner..12 red roses,wine and card. I had to shop around though..Do you think it's too much?.. sctatchinghead


I reckon he'll be chuffed.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 7:14 pm 
The Ghost of Sussex07 wrote:
Yer tight wads, confised i've spent a tenner..12 red roses,wine and card. I had to shop around though..Do you think it's too much?.. sctatchinghead


Your horse can read sctatchinghead
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The Ghost of Sussex07 wrote:
Yer tight wads, confised i've spent a tenner..12 red roses,wine and card. I had to shop around though..Do you think it's too much?.. sctatchinghead


I reckon he'll be chuffed.


He ???..Bar lizard..Studs..jammy C..t .are just a few names i've been called in my prime..There's nowt i don't know about tickling a ladies fancy,sonny..And I'd make Chip Fireball look like a f amateur in the sack ,ok.
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The Ghost of Sussex07 wrote:
SpongeBob wrote:
The Ghost of Sussex07 wrote:
Yer tight wads, confised i've spent a tenner..12 red roses,wine and card. I had to shop around though..Do you think it's too much?.. sctatchinghead


I reckon he'll be chuffed.


He ???..Bar lizard..Studs..jammy C..t .are just a few names i've been called in my prime..There's nowt i don't know about tickling a ladies fancy,sonny..And I'd make Chip Fireball look like a f amateur in the sack ,ok.

The last time you were inside a woman was when you had that virtual tour of the statue of liberty ..... rumour has it the one time you attempted sex that she/he drew a chalk line around the outline of your body.

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The Ghost of Sussex07 wrote:
Yer tight wads, confised i've spent a tenner..12 red roses,wine and card. I had to shop around though..Do you think it's too much?.. sctatchinghead


Why didnt you get Dobbin a bag of mints or some hay,im sure he would of let you commit bestiality
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 Post subject: Re: Women Eh?!?!
PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 5:54 pm 
The Ghost of Sussex07 wrote:
i don't know about tickling a ladies fancy,sonny..And I'd make Chip Fireball look like a f amateur in the sack ,ok.


:shock: :shock: :shock:

Not wishing to hex a prospective happy relationship like, but do you reckon you have a chance with Chip?? I thought he was a confirmed hetero. sctatchinghead
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MutleyRules
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:53 pm 
Women Eh?!?! sctatchinghead :roll:

Well Mrs.Mutley done me proud....she got me one of these....

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:cool: :-D :cool:

I feel guilty as hell now!!!! sadx sadx :laugh:


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It wasn't Sussex's missus was it :shock:

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:19 pm 
Chip Fireball wrote:
I got a Valentines Card off somebody else's wife. I sent her a text saying isn't this meant for your husband and she text back saying " No, I dont fancy him" WTF ?? :uhoh: bbolt


Was it in Braille?
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LeicesterPoolie wrote:
It wasn't Sussex's missus was it :shock:
...no chance, she's been deflated and put back in the box, puncture. :wink:

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