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 Post subject: smash or Pass
PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 5:55 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: smash or Pass
PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 6:16 pm 
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Maybe you should change the title of this game to "Cock or No Cock"

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 Post subject: Re: smash or Pass
PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 6:29 pm 
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Aye, the mantlepiece is alright but the fire has a surprise tucked up the chimney.


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 Post subject: Re: smash or Pass
PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 6:38 pm 
That gadgie shouting 'babydoll' on the umbrella surely hasn't got less than two pairs of gloves?? sctatchinghead


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 Post subject: Re: smash or Pass
PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 8:08 pm 
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And he's a yank


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 Post subject: Re: smash or Pass
PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 9:25 pm 
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He/She looks like a Barbie doll who's been connected to a high pressure compressed air line and tragically over inflated to within a butterflys'breath of exceeding their maximum safe working pressure.
As a result he/she has a arse that looks like the stern of the Isle of Man ferry.

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 Post subject: Re: smash or Pass
PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 9:28 pm 
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Snowy wrote:
He/She looks like a Barbie doll who's been connected to a high pressure compressed air line and tragically over inflated to within a butterflys'breath of exceeding their maximum safe working pressure.
As a result he/she has a arse that looks like the stern of the Isle of Man ferry.

Think I'm gonna agree with that................it's a pass from me.

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 Post subject: Re: smash or Pass
PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 9:56 pm 
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Looks like a gangsta rapper has pimped Mary Poppins.

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 Post subject: Re: smash or Pass
PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 10:13 pm 
Smash!!!! :razz:


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 Post subject: Re: smash or Pass
PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 10:40 pm 
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Brave decision, mr mutley.Is that a testicle i can see poking through them kegs. sctatchinghead


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 Post subject: Re: smash or Pass
PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 11:44 pm 
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To cut a long story short, in the current context she really is a bit of a monnie.

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