I'm sure you'll be delighted to know I've been for a dump.

It stunk of cheap hairspray my sister used to use about 20 years ago. In a purple tin, from the cash and carry.

Really very strange. I've no idea what caused it. My food intake today consisted of:

No breakfast
Can of soup with brown pitta breads for dinner
Yorkie at half time
Thai curry just before I evacuated my bowels (so probably won't have had time to take effect)

I had a few pints of stout and a whisky last night but I do that regularly and never create the kind of stench I've just experienced.

Are there any scientists/dieticians who could enlighten me?

overcooked the broth?

toasted the pitta?

could be a combination of both

On a point of clarification Mr PiN, where were you when passing this motion??

If you were in the toilet, it's a bit of a mystery. However if you were in your sisters bedroom, you've probably just shat on her pillow.