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 Post subject: BUNKER AWARDS 2012??
PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 2:04 pm 
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Are we going to formally recognize any dodgepots for their contributions this year?

We could use this thread to suggest and decide upon different award categories and then have another thread tomorrow with the finalised categories and peoples choices????

Best overall contributor?

Owner of the Largest rose tinted spectacles?

Biggest moaner?

Most generous seller of matchday tickets?

Most popular contributor?

Most unpopular?

Post of the year?

Funniest thread of the year?

Stupidest loid?

The best "smiley"

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 2:09 pm 
Best overall contributor? Mr.MadJohn & Mr.ChipFireball!!!!

Owner of the Largest rose tinted spectacles? Mr.LightningTree!!!!

Biggest moaner? The other 3,467 Bunkerites!!!!

Most generous seller of matchday tickets? Mr.Tucker!!!!

Most popular contributor? Mr.ChipFireball

Most unpopular? Mr.ChipFireball

Post of the year? Not sure....my memory will be jogged when others post theirs!!!!

Funniest thread of the year? As Above!!!!

Stupidest loid? Andy 'He Fell Over' Parks

The best "smiley" sctatchinghead


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 Post subject: Re: BUNKER AWARDS 2012??
PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 2:11 pm 
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Best overall contributor? Mr. C F Ball

Owner of the Largest rose tinted spectacles? Ripper

Biggest moaner? Birthmark

Most generous seller of matchday tickets? Tucker tucker the mother...

Most popular contributor? Mutters

Most unpopular? VOR n his copy n pasting :)

Post of the year? Any by me

Funniest thread of the year? See above

Stupidest loid? Him who does the bike rides.

The best "smiley"

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 Post subject: Re: BUNKER AWARDS 2012??
PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 2:19 pm 
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1 Mr Chip
2 Tex Ritter
3 RB
4 Mr Tucker-want any pics of my parents and the two backed monster
5 as above
6 Ghost of Sussex
7 Loads of good posts,so could be a few contenders
8 Tucker- the thoughts of his parents having hot sex was mind boggling
9 Quakerz
10 ??
11 Windbag of the year VOR,does longer diatribes than Hugo Chavez
11 Best ligger Mr Chip for his exploits on the train tracks
12 Best dressed man in jumper and sandals ??


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 Post subject: Re: BUNKER AWARDS 2012??
PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 3:07 pm 
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I knew i'd get pelters as soon as i saw the title of the thread. Biggest windbag i can deal with and happily accept. I'd like to thank my mother and the mrs.

Post of the year Me, for this one.... viewtopic.php?f=2&t=46636&p=548664&hilit=racism+is+a+mere#p548664 which i think was a good read, helped show we're not a racist club and WAS NOT copied and pasted (well only from my own article).

Annoying loid of the year him who has a picture of himself in the red top as his avatar. He looks like he belongs on an NSPCC advert. The first time i saw him i didn't know whether to reply to his post, or send the ugly little c**t £2 a month.


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 Post subject: Re: BUNKER AWARDS 2012??
PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 3:44 pm 
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thats andy park mr vor

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 Post subject: Re: BUNKER AWARDS 2012??
PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 3:58 pm 
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dykey wrote:
1 Mr Chip
2 Tex Ritter
3 RB
4 Mr Tucker-want any pics of my parents and the two backed monster
5 as above
6 Ghost of Sussex
7 Loads of good posts,so could be a few contenders
8 Tucker- the thoughts of his parents having hot sex was mind boggling
9 Quakerz
10 ??
11 Windbag of the year VOR,does longer diatribes than Hugo Chavez
11 Best ligger Mr Chip for his exploits on the train tracks
12 Best dressed man in jumper and sandals ??



I should have gone to Specsavers :icon-ugeek:


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 Post subject: Re: BUNKER AWARDS 2012??
PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 5:40 pm 
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Best overall contributor? Mr Fetish

Owner of the Largest rose tinted spectacles? Mr I (see his avatar)

Biggest moaner? Anyone that doesn't like Howard

Most generous seller of matchday tickets? Tucker

Most popular contributor? Mutters

Most unpopular? That Loid in the red top

Post of the year? Any of the Darlo 54321 name changing posts

Funniest thread of the year? Anything by Mutters after a skinful of John Smiths

Stupidest loid? Red top

The best "smiley" rolf

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 Post subject: Re: BUNKER AWARDS 2012??
PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 5:56 pm 
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thats andy park mr vor


Ah right, I didn't notice his name. I must have got distracted by his face. I've never seen a weasel being anally fingered, but i imagine if i did, that's what it'd look like.


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 Post subject: Re: BUNKER AWARDS 2012??
PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 6:05 pm 
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Nowt wrong with Andy. He loves his club. He even managed to get a tenner off of Mr Fetish to go towards voldemorts tithe!

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Best overall contributor? Chipfireball

Owner of the Largest rose tinted spectacles? Tex Ritter

Biggest moaner? Parmo or Richies Birthmark

Most generous seller of matchday tickets? Tucker

Most popular contributor? Chipfireball

Most unpopular? Mutley - I have still yet to find anything he says remotely funny, especially after a night on John Smiths

Post of the year? Too many to pick the best

Funniest thread of the year? The one when Andy Park walked from Darlo to Grimsby in 25 minutes at Easter

Stupidest loid? Andy Park

The best "smiley" I dont use them so dont have a favourite


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 Post subject: Re: BUNKER AWARDS 2012??
PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 6:27 pm 
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Fatty eats roadkill wrote:
Nowt wrong with Andy. He loves his club. He even managed to get a tenner off of Mr Fetish to go towards voldemorts tithe!


Agreed ,roadkill..If only half on here had the bravery or courage of ' Our Andy' .. :cool:


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 Post subject: Re: BUNKER AWARDS 2012??
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Agreed ,roadkill..If only half on here had the bravery or courage of ' Our Andy' ..


The only thing 'brave' about him, is he has the nerve to use that photo as his avatar. He poor c**t looks like an advert for 'rentokil'...


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 Post subject: Re: BUNKER AWARDS 2012??
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Farking hell....

Contributor of the Season - Chip Fireball.
Contributor of the decade - Chip Fireball.
Contributor of the Century - Chip Fireball.
Contributor with the biggest knob - Chip Fireball.


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 Post subject: Re: BUNKER AWARDS 2012??
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Er,........ how did you know about number four .......? sctatchinghead :shock:

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 Post subject: Re: BUNKER AWARDS 2012??
PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 7:16 pm 
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Fatty eats roadkill wrote:
Nowt wrong with Andy. He loves his club. He even managed to get a tenner off of Mr Fetish to go towards voldemorts tithe!


only a £5 and he still didn't do that walk from darlo to Grimsby has he owned up yet

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 Post subject: Re: BUNKER AWARDS 2012??
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cant have a "Contributor of the century" award yet..on the grounds that the Bunker not century old.. others are ok.

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 Post subject: Re: BUNKER AWARDS 2012??
PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 8:10 pm 
There's nowt to shout about really. :roll:

Biggest moaner would sum it up. :wink:


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I'm voting for Mark Simpson as poster of the year.

Onanist of the year is still too close to call.

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I'd like to take this opportunity to nominate myself for every single category.

Thank you.

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Merry Christmas mother fuckers

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Chip Fireball wrote:
Are Chrissy Stevo and RB gonna do a Eurovision and vote for each other ?


You get my vote in the "funniest poster" category after that rib tickling effort.


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 Post subject: Re: BUNKER AWARDS 2012??
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Chip Fireball wrote:
Are Chrissy Stevo and RB gonna do a Eurovision and vote for each other ?


Well If I bothered to share my views I wouldn't be hanging out the back of you like the majority if that helps


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