i was out last night with a fellow bunkerite and he was on about the size of premiership footballers arses...i was just wondering who do you think has got the biggest arse in the premiership and why my fellow bunkerite would dream of such a thing

I'm not sure who's got the biggest arse in the Premiership....I don't usually compare Footballers arses....unlike your dodgy mate!!!!
But there is quite a few arseholes in the premiership....Gary Neville and Rio Ferdinand being two of the biggest!!!!