I'm going for a haircut tomorrow. One of the bewers in the shop (A) cuts it perfectly, while the other one (B) does a decent job, but is just not quite as good as good with the scissors as (A). (A) is a solid granny type, while B is a bit of an insecure divorcee (but a lovely lass all the same).

If the 'next please' comes from B when it's my turn, how do I decline her haircut without hurting her feelings?

There's 2 ways to sort this dilema out....

1. Tell her to feck off cos she's shit and should be shearing sheep!!!!

and

2. Be a soft tvvat and have it done by her and end up looking like Boris Johnson!!!!