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 Post subject: I am eating a doughnut
PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 3:45 pm 
with strawberry jam in the middle


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 3:47 pm 
........and now the mouse is all sticky


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 3:49 pm 
Got any vanilla custard ones?


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 3:50 pm 
sarf wrote:
Got any vanilla custard ones?


I knew you'd be jealous


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 3:53 pm 
I love sticking my tongue in and .............

Sorry got lost there for a moment :uhoh:

I do love a good doughnut


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 4:08 pm 
[quote="sarf"]I love sticking my tongue in and .............

:uhoh:

.....seeing if you can still do joined up writing???


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 4:33 pm 
I have never in all my 25 years managed to eat one of them doughnuts without getting the jam down my front. They do it on purpose, they load them so when you bite, the angle of the jam spurt hits your clean shirt. :evil:


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 6:29 pm 
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Pooliekev wrote:
I have never in all my 25 years managed to eat one of them doughnuts without getting the jam down my front. They do it on purpose, they load them so when you bite, the angle of the jam spurt hits your clean shirt. :evil:


Did you not start eating doughnuts until you were 30 then Kev?

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 6:44 pm 
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just don a pair of Tyvek overalls Kev, go in the garden and eat a dozen of the fu-ckers at once!!!!! :grin:

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 7:00 pm 
Hmmmmmmmmm. Doughnuts


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:40 pm 
Pooliekev wrote:
I have never in all my 25 years managed to eat one of them doughnuts without getting the jam down my front. They do it on purpose, they load them so when you bite, the angle of the jam spurt hits your clean shirt. :evil:


you have to know when to suck rolfl


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 2:14 am 
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Sarf is right about one thing though. At least he can be assured of that.
Custard doughnuts really are the best :grin:

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 5:28 am 
BillinghamPoolie wrote:
Pooliekev wrote:
I have never in all my 25 years managed to eat one of them doughnuts without getting the jam down my front. They do it on purpose, they load them so when you bite, the angle of the jam spurt hits your clean shirt. :evil:


Did you not start eating doughnuts until you were 30 then Kev?


Rats!! I thought I'd got away with that!! :laugh: :laugh:

You can buy a bag of six from Mozzers for about a pound, great snack on the way home after a match, but by the time I'd finished I looked like I worked in a slaughterhouse. :evil:


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