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 Post subject: Jessie J
PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 12:08 pm 
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The Bairn wants to see her and she's playing Alnwick Castle this Saturday, the gig was postponed from July and apparently there's a few tickets floating about so might have a ride up Saturday and see if there's any going spare in the hours leading upto it.
Just read that she's only doing 75 minutes!!!
Is this the norm for teeny bopper artists?
12,000 tickets at £30 a pop, that's £360,000!!!
Take away half for costs etc. nearly 200 grand for just over a hours foooking work :shock:

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 Post subject: Re: Jessie J
PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 12:30 pm 
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Tom Jones at Chester le Street cricket ground 12,000 tickets at around 70 on average a piece.

thats about hald a mill profit and he was on for about an hour and a half at most-

heard him for nought stood outside next to the social club!

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 Post subject: Re: Jessie J
PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 12:35 pm 
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I saw her at Sandown Park 10 days ago. It was a theme night where they have an evenings racing followed by music. She was only on for an hour and the tickets cost £37.50 for adults and £20 for kids which I thought was really steep.

My youngest loves her mind and was so excited before, during and after the show which I guess you can't really put a price on.


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 Post subject: Re: Jessie J
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For £37.50 I'd expect her to let me fire one in.

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 Post subject: Re: Jessie J
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Mr Ripper wrote:
For £37.50 I'd expect her to let me fire one in.


:laugh: . Im sure we all would!

I think I read somewhere that she was a lesbian. Who knows.

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 Post subject: Re: Jessie J
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Grave wrote:
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For £37.50 I'd expect her to let me fire one in.


:laugh: . Im sure we all would!

I think I read somewhere that she was a lesbian. Who knows.



Bi sexual i believe.

Means more fans can get their hopes up :laugh:

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 Post subject: Re: Jessie J
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75 minutes is normal for most rock bands. They're not all Bruce Springsteen.

Teeny boppers! Haven't heard/seen that for a bit. Groovy, man. Word up. Nice.


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 Post subject: Re: Jessie J
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Grave wrote:
Mr Ripper wrote:
For £37.50 I'd expect her to let me fire one in.


:laugh: . Im sure we all would!

I think I read somewhere that she was a lesbian. Who knows.


Being the generous kind of guy that I am I reckon I'd probably just give her £40 and tell her to keep the change.

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 Post subject: Re: Jessie J
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chessington wrote:
My youngest loves her mind and was so excited before, during and after the show which I guess you can't really put a price on.


Yes you can £20

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 Post subject: Re: Jessie J
PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 3:45 pm 
Me and Mr.Groovy saw her at Glastonbury last year and she was brilliant and I hadn't even heard of her at the time!!!! :cool: :-D


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Have to say she was far from the worst turn at the Olympics thing, although her outfit and a sackload of ale probably made me more forgiving :uhoh: :uhoh: :uhoh:

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 Post subject: Re: Jessie J
PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 4:08 pm 
Chip Fireball wrote:
I got chatting to Katy Perry at the Tate about 6 weeks ago. Had no idea who she was till some kids who had been gawping at her came up and asked for her autograph. Her complexion left a lot to be desired.

Anyhow, do I win £10 ?


Chip I've been the target of attempted cyber bullying by the Bunkers resident trolls for the last few days for posting about winning £38 in Owton Manor Coral, do you seriously expect them to believe that :laugh:


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MadJohn wrote:
MutleyRules wrote:
Me and Mr.Groovy saw her at Glastonbury last year and she was brilliant and I hadn't even heard of her at the time!!!! :cool: :-D

She was very good at Glastonbury. Wasn't keen on her songs but she, as a performer, was great considering she had a bust leg.


Didn't she get upstaged by a little girl she got up out of the audience, or was that somewhere else?

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NOTHING would have upstaged her in that outfit! :dance:

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 Post subject: Re: Jessie J
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I'd like to get up her stage..?

Yeah..?

Yeah..?

Ahem.

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 Post subject: Re: Jessie J
PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 6:22 pm 
BillinghamPoolie wrote:
MadJohn wrote:
MutleyRules wrote:
Me and Mr.Groovy saw her at Glastonbury last year and she was brilliant and I hadn't even heard of her at the time!!!! :cool: :-D

She was very good at Glastonbury. Wasn't keen on her songs but she, as a performer, was great considering she had a bust leg.


Didn't she get upstaged by a little girl she got up out of the audience, or was that somewhere else?


Yeah....Shay....brought a tear....(loads)....to my eyes and a lump to my throat!!!! :cool:


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 Post subject: Re: Jessie J
PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 6:25 pm 
Have some hankies ready....



:( :( :-D :-D :-D :-D


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http://www.justjared.com/photo-gallery/2700861/jessie-j-olympic-closing-ceremony-01/


brought me a lump somewhere else :shock:

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 Post subject: Re: Jessie J
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Things I found out whilst checking out Jessie J:

1. She is bisexual.
2. Stephen K Amos is gay.
3. Eddie Mair is gay; and the big shock
4. Derren Brown is gay.

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 Post subject: Re: Jessie J
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Am I the only one who doesnt find her attractive?

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 Post subject: Re: Jessie J
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Compo wrote:
Am I the only one who doesnt find her attractive?


Probably not.

I would imagine that most other poofters don't either.

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From http://www.katyperry.com

'I got chatting to Chip Fireball at the Tate about 6 weeks ago. Had no idea who he was till some kids who had been gawping at him came up and asked for his autograph. His hairstyle left a lot to be desired'

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