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Mr Irrelevant
 Post subject: Congratulations
PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 7:06 pm 
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Can I just offer a word of congratulations to women on their breasts. Quite often they are magnificent.
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Joe Mac
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 7:08 pm 
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and arses...

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Spender
 Post subject: Re: Congratulations
PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 7:35 pm 
Mr I's missus has just had a baby. And I suspect that suddenly, the breasts in question, are not 'just for the baby....'

Gerrin' there son!! Dip yer bread. clappp clappp
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alleztfc
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Hooray for norks :clap: :clap: :clap:

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Mr Irrelevant
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Oh aye, the tittie fairy has been.
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Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex
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DD boob jobs should be free on the NHS.
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Gibsons Beard
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I think you are all making right tits of yourselves!

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poolieinnottingham
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2012 12:17 am 
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Pregnancy breasts were a double edged sword as far as our lass was concerned. Swollen and engorged, and her nipples grew to about 4 times their normal size, but they were too tender for me to give them proper attention, so I had to just admire and touch lightly. Nature can be cruel.

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no6bus
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but did she torture you in a jim bowen style by parading them and saying "have a look at what you could have won"

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