5-1 against a premier league side 4 days before the season starts and we do not go flying into tackles and risk injuries to get a result.
Shocking.

turncoats are welcome down the road..come and join us big mouldy..

Here you lot have change your name again Sussex old chap.

There again the pies are limited.

Bishop has a lovely young girl behind the pie counter.

I think I've seen that photograph Mr Mouldy.

Is 'pie counter' a euphamism?

I'm seriously considering whether to bother this coming season, what with losing interest, disillusioned after last seasons erratic form, too many lacklustre performances, lacking that winning mentality. Many of our older players now starting to lose their edge.........also a lot more knockers now, people talking up the top flight, not toeing the line..........Even the quality of the beers been slipping..............anyway enough about the Wednesday Night Darts and Dominoes League.....roll on the footie season.....Up The Pools.

I've got a positive feeling...it's going to be a building season - we won't set the league alight or knock at the door of promotion, but we might see some entertaining games and some real young talent coming through.

Mr Fetish will buy three more season tickets on the back of that.....