Just returned from a week of roasting my love handles in 40+ deg sun in Altinkum to this shit weather

I cant be bothered to trawl through all the posts to find out what has been happening so can anyone give me a quick summary ? ta

Went to a restaraunt and sat down had a look at menu and i couldnt believe what was on it............................................................................................................................... a PARMO !!!!!


Got talking to the owner and she was from Darlo and her husband was the head chief of Joe Rigatonis, she said she gets loads of Teesside folk in for a Parmo and she asked me if i would like one

I told her im not been funny but ive come to a foreign country and the last thing i want is a dish i get from home

So i opted for the sausage egg beans and chips with a big dollop of HP brown sauce

I was talking to a lad from the Manor working behind the bar in Ibiza last week.

Head chef of joe rigs?

I wouldnt eat beans on toast they'd made!

What happened while you were away is we had Messi and Ronaldo all lined up to join Pools but there was an opt-out clause if they didn't win the Euros. So we signed Pepe instead.

He wanted a 2 year contract so he was told to go away after 13 minutes!