There must have been some cracking marketing going on to get the hype going.

Im sick to f***ing death of hearing every fooker going on about the fooking things.

Ive just heard someone else going on how she has been out and bought all three. Surely to fook you would just buy one and see if its worth the cash??

Every other comment on facebook is about it.

Stupid bloody women.

Just get yourselves on xhamster.com ffs if you are that gagging for it, no need to kid yourself that because it is in book format that you aren't a pervert.

Funny how it works aint it, she can read that book and it`s ok, yet you get caught with your your pants around your ankles watching xhamster with your rubber gloves on and your a sick pervert

Double standards if you ask me, I washed the bloody gloves for fecks sake

Bloody Jezebel's..

And I thought I knew most stuff I'd heard about 50 shades of Grey/ Darker and freed before I'd heard of xhamster and that really is the truth. And this thread is first time I'd heard of xhamster.

Bob's happy.. ..get the tissue's out

Is xhamster a website dedicated to pervy rodents?

This chap had a frog and a cat on the go.. at the same time.

Loved Hectors House....with kinky Kiki and saucy Zsa Zsa. One of those menagee a troicks.

Xhamster is ok, but it's not a patch on xxnx

Well now you know, fill yer boots, well yer sock anyhow

Some people will jump on any band wagon. Half the people are reading it and saying it is brilliant jus because they think it is the 'in' thing to say.

right... well I'm saying it's shit, even though I've never read it. And I never will, cos it's shit!!!

Up the minority mavericks!!!!

PS if something is popular, I instinctively distance myself from it anyway. I like doing things that nobody else has done... like doing air guitar bollock naked while playing Foghat at full blast . how many people alive or dead have ever done that

[quote="parmo"]PS if something is popular, I instinctively distance myself from it anyway. I like doing things that nobody else has done...

LIke going to the toilet when its my round.

I've never seen grey shit. White dog shit yes......

All I can say is,that if your women need to read a book,you must have shit sex lives.allegedly the handcuffs,whips,and nipple clamps are par for the course if you are a MP.

Shouldn't we be encouraging women to talk dirty?

Not necessarily.........

I had a lass from darlo in my pub once, the old pub, and when I was introduced as the owner and she was told I was English, she asked where from. I said Hartlepool and she said 'Eeeeeeee, fooking 'ell......I'm from darlington did you hang the Monkey??'

My able assistant Xiao Mao kicked her head right off her shoulders and fed her to the rats.

Actually that's not true. He merely pissed in her glass before serving her a pint of lager.

She said 'yum.'

MadJohn, whilst sunning myself in Greece for the last week I've read The Plan by Steve James. You and other England cricket followers would definitely enjoy that one.

is Xhamster animal porn ?

ugghhh

just as well youm put the quote in that post, based on the preceding one!!!

Has anyone seen the 50 shades of chav going around facebook, very funny

Womens weekly and Tit-Bits were a good read.

I knew as soon as I walked through the door from dropping the bairn off at school that I was ganna get some.

I peeped through the fist hole in the living room door and saw the half a roly burning away in the ashtray perched on the arm of me new Brighthouse corner settee. The telly was turned reet doon, ah cudn't even hear what Lorraine was sayin aboot the new fashions for ...the summer or nowt. Then a saw him, and me heart skipped a beat (just like that Ollie Murs). He'd obviously had a crisis loan and been doon the metty coz he was wearing a fresh new trackie bottoms and brand new pair of flossies, his rippling white chest peeped out from behind the zip of his supadry coat, that was sexily only zipped halfway up, just enough to cover the tac burns but give me a cheeky glimpse of what was to come.

He pulled me towards him and whispered "Y'all reet pet" before planting the lips on me, I trembled under the aroma of Golden Virginia and stale Bella. He took me there and then, right on the Argos rug whilst our staffy Tyson looked on.

He left without a word, but he would return soon, with tales of a fight in the Jobcentre queue and his joy at finding a pound coin on the floor of the 54. I tried to settle myself with a tab and a can but all the while that one question burned in my heart........

Will he remember my pasty from Greggs???

Our lass sat reading it on her iphone right now, keeps her quiet if nothing else.

i took the younguns to mr twisters today for a breather n i seen this women sat by herself reading it.

could you see where she had her other hand/fingers?

Hmm the gusset mouse action scenario