Embarrassing Bodies

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Sat Jul 07, 2012 9:59 pm

I have to admit this is compulsive viewing. And I am really tempted to send them a wind-up email to see if they invite me on the show. I have thought of a few possible scenarios:

1) I have three testicles, which weren't causing any problems until a few months ago when one of them started to 'fight' with the other ones when I have sex.

2) Every time I defecate I ejaculate.

3) Every time I urinate I end up with an erection, meaning I have to stand upside down to have a piss.

4) I occasionally have blood in my semen, but it only occurs when there's a full moon.

Any more suggestions?

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Sat Jul 07, 2012 10:02 pm

I have three arse cheeks and I'm constantly sitting on the wrong two.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Sun Jul 08, 2012 2:51 pm

I have 2 japs eyes and piss comes out of the right eye and semen out of the left, never know when i`m coming or going

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Jul 09, 2012 2:36 pm

I can see the Mona Lisa on my helmet. :uhoh:

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father · **Joined:** Wed May 11, 2011 4:25 pm **Posts:** 4198

Our lass thinks mine is a musical instrument. Every time I pull out it out she says "You can whistle..."

Embarrassing Bodies

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