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Spender
 Post subject: Mothers-In-Law
PostPosted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 8:22 am 
How's yours if you've got one??

Les Dawson or Raquel Welsh??

I can't understand a blind word mine says apart from 'eat more.' :grin: :grin:
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How's yours if you've got one??

Les Dawson or Raquel Welsh??

I can't understand a blind word mine says apart from 'eat more.' :grin: :grin:


something you dont need to do either!

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 10:49 am 
Mine does nothing but fart and tells me how good the Gooners are :roll:
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mines a witch, looks a bit like Sarf too......[poor cow]
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Salty wrote:
mines a witch, looks a bit like Sarf too......[poor cow]


Sad indeed :uhoh:
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I'm thinking about marrying mine. Is this bad?
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SaigonSaddler wrote:
I'm thinking about marrying mine. Is this bad?



:roll: :roll: :roll:
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SaigonSaddler wrote:
I'm thinking about marrying mine. Is this bad?


I dunno, is she a looker?? confised
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SaigonSaddler wrote:
I'm thinking about marrying mine. Is this bad?


I dunno, is she a looker?? confised


Depends which end you looking at :grin:
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SaigonSaddler wrote:
I'm thinking about marrying mine. Is this bad?


is this a midlands thing confised
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I must admit the mother-in-law isn't bad at all!!!! Bit of a blonde bimbo in her time as well!!!

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Mines a cross between Ena Sharples and Pauline Quirke.
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Mine thinks she's 18 again!!!! :roll: :roll:
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My mother in law looks like a cross between Camilla Parker Bowles and Arsene Wenger
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She likes good food and good alcohol as well, as does her hubby.

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mine was an accountant - says it all - does all our ironing mind!!

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She's dead according to the wife :roll: ..........well I haven't seen her for a while anyway.

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katcha wrote:
mine was an accountant - says it all -


How do you mean like.................. :evil:
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heyhey got a bite!!

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heyhey got a bite!!


Ha!! A nibble!!

I assumed you meant she was suave, gorgeous, debonair, super intelligent, generous, sought after, filthy and an all round good egg?? :sweeeet:
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fussy, penny pinching, over bearing, self indulgent, anal (does fall under filthy!) omnipresent with her little black book of what we owe her to the penny!!

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And obviously you're aware that all women turn into their mothers eventually?? :laugh: :laugh:
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1st one very over bearing uses "You are just like yout mother" to my daughter whenever she does something wrong

2nd one very religious and Scottish!

3rd we get on great
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Walsallmom wrote:
1st one very over bearing uses "You are just like yout mother" to my daughter whenever she does something wrong

2nd one very religious and Scottish!

3rd we get on great


If at first you don't succeed.......... confised :laugh:
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And obviously you're aware that all women turn into their mothers eventually?? :laugh: :laugh:


i know confised

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