My brother in law knows a bloke who used to work on this programme doing something technical in the studio. If you haven't seen it, its ITV's version of Top of the Pops.

Anyroad, this gadgie told my brother in law that it was a great job, but by the end of the show the studio used to stink. This was partly due to the very bright (therefore hot) lights which made everyone sweat profusely.

However, the over-riding scent was one of '16 year old girls with wide ons'. I'd have thought this would be very pleasant but apparently not after a couple of hours in a small hot studio, when a gusset-dampener like Robbie Williams was performing.

Speak for yourself but he certainly doesn't dampen my gusset !!!!

Is that cos you can't really dampen leather?