Well my nephew plays for Blyth and they have had several (and stillhave) poolies on their books so it neccesarily follows that pools are taking over blyth, however, peter beardsley is at the vic next week which (obviously ) means pools are taking over at St James...

But there again I seen Viv Anderson at [pools last night so then, that means,...Peter Beardsley and Viv Anderson are in talks to host a dance off between blyth spartans and boro with the final at Hillsborough

I get it now

Yep its obvious

newcastle will take over synthonia but (and here is the clever bit) No one will realise ! Pools will still be brill and the rest shyte

Oh and the Wendies?

Buried deep inside the bosom of a Dolly Parton Tit W@ank

Isn't drink brill

It certainly is.

he come for his

BIZZ