Eurovision...a load of old bunk BUT....

drago · **Joined:** Wed Jun 08, 2011 5:22 pm **Posts:** 418

....there is some thinking that there will be a political shift in the Maltese jury marking tomorow night. Historically our top mark would usually go to United Kingdom...no matter how sh*te the song was. But I have a feeling that top marks will go to another med country this year. End of an era.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22671

Oh shit! first I find a fork in the spoon tray and now this. My life is over.

Lord_of_Stranton · **Joined:** Sun Mar 13, 2011 4:48 pm **Posts:** 1852

I just hope POK is already at home; this could end the poor lad.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Iv had a few quid on Germany at 33/1.

drago · **Joined:** Wed Jun 08, 2011 5:22 pm **Posts:** 418

I can hardly type it....but the word on the street is that we are gonna bung the maximum to...............Italy!!

Spender · **Posted:** Sat May 26, 2012 2:37 pm

No wonder the EU is in tatters.... :roll:

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

drago wrote:

I can hardly type it....but the word on the street is that we are gonna bung the maximum to...............Italy!!

Wathced them all this morning on youtube and if im thinking of the right song then Italy had the best looking woman.

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Sat May 26, 2012 4:22 pm

The Russian song is fantastic.. clappp

butchers block · **Posted:** Sat May 26, 2012 11:09 pm

douche points

alybaba · **Posted:** Sun May 27, 2012 12:23 am

Why do we enter this fixed crap ?

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Sun May 27, 2012 8:54 am

alybaba wrote:

Why do we enter this fixed crap ?

But why do we enter with a 75 year old man, who is singing a ballad, who should be in bed at that time of night with warm milk and a hottie bottle banghead

These other countries that win, use up and coming song writers and artists, we use Andrew lloyd fuglycunt and someone who smells of piss :doh:

Should rename it eurobolleaux

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22671

The competition is so fixed that if we could enter with a song written by Jesus Christ and sung by a choir of angels and with Jesus and his family in attendance on stage. Even if the song could induce orgasms in all who hear it, the winner would still be a Moldovan mute.

drago · **Joined:** Wed Jun 08, 2011 5:22 pm **Posts:** 418

Fair do's giving maximum points to the host nation. But giving 10 points to (my hands are trembling as I type) Italy!!!............................................Come back Dom Mintoff.

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Sun May 27, 2012 3:38 pm

Mr Irrelevant wrote:

The competition is so fixed that if we could enter with a song written by Jesus Christ and sung by a choir of angels and with Jesus and his family in attendance on stage. Even if the song could induce orgasms in all who hear it, the winner would still be a Moldovan mute.

Eurovision...a load of old bunk BUT....

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