feel the need to print such a story?

http://www.hartlepoolmail.co.uk/news/re ... -1-4558851

They are bored?

They knew it would annoy you?

I don't think it is of interest to any publication other than the Newcastle United Monthly Blog.

Had a space to fill and got it from the press association so there was no effort or cost involved?

This story is abit fishy if you ask me the lad has had a diffucult season so must be knacked and deserves his summer break.
he can refuse to turn up but will be caught hook. line and sinker if he is spotted on the beach then it will all come home to roost.

im pretty sure on the forms theres a section where you can have jury duty deffered if you have already got a holiday booked or are planning on going on holiday when your called up for jury duty.

Mail exclusive tomorrow ... Perch has toast for breakfast

...followed by the next day's earth-shattering 'Perch parks breakfast'

All leading up to Fridays huge story about Ali Gibb buying new jeans