Leeds fan with no sense of humour!

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Wed Mar 21, 2012 3:49 pm

A bloke came in this morning and he had a Teesside Leeds top on, he asked for a sandwich and a can of sprite, I said " Wouldn`t you prefer 7 up"?
He said " Stick yer sandwich and shite jokes up yer arse"

It`s only a game for fecks sake :laugh:

Salty · **Posted:** Wed Mar 21, 2012 3:55 pm

thats quite good that, for you......................!!
:wink:

Chrissy Stevo · **Posted:** Wed Mar 21, 2012 3:58 pm

Like it. Would of loved to see his reaction.

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Wed Mar 21, 2012 3:59 pm

Did you still sell him the sandwich and sprite? :laugh:

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12463

BillinghamPoolie wrote:

Did you still sell him the sandwich and sprite? :laugh:

Mr Monkey can't answer at the moment...........he's busy extracting a can from his butt !!!! :laugh:

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Wed Mar 21, 2012 5:52 pm

derwent wrote:

BillinghamPoolie wrote:

Did you still sell him the sandwich and sprite? :laugh:

Mr Monkey can't answer at the moment...........he's busy extracting a can from his butt !!!! :laugh:

Not too far from the truth that, he wasn`t happy and left without said sundries, don`t think I will be getting repeat business sadx

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Wed Mar 21, 2012 5:55 pm

He wasn`t very big though, I probably wouldn`t of said it if he was a grunter, small man syndrome and his shitty top was too big for him!

WaldoPepper · **Joined:** Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:42 pm **Posts:** 589

What's a Teesside Leeds top?

Jonny · **Posted:** Wed Mar 21, 2012 7:33 pm

monkeybutt wrote:

A bloke came in this morning and he had a Teesside Leeds top on, he asked for a sandwich and a can of sprite, I said " Wouldn`t you prefer 7 up"?
He said " Stick yer sandwich and shite jokes up yer arse"

It`s only a game for fecks sake :laugh:

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Wed Mar 21, 2012 9:05 pm

WaldoPepper wrote:

What's a Teesside Leeds top?

Black polo shirt, Leeds emblem and Teesside branch of dirty leeds supporters circling said piece of tish therethere

no6bus · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:55 pm **Posts:** 5096

but in his defence isnt boro in yorkshire, same as us being in durham.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Thu Mar 22, 2012 8:56 am

no6bus wrote:

but in his defence isnt boro in yorkshire, same as us being in durham.

I don`t think Leeds and defence should appear in the same sentence :laugh:

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