I Know This Is A Stupid Question But....

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Mar 19, 2012 4:30 am

....I know this is really really stupid and I shouldn't have to ask but....

HOW MANY TIMES CAN YOU WARM CHICKEN UP???? sadx

I knew ages ago but I've forgot....but I do know that about....roughly....17 reheats is the norm in shops in Yark Road....but what about you at home????

I'm worried now cos my Tummy is just not right....my arse also....I'm not well!!!!

If anyone reading this has a phone....please please phone for help....or better still....Text me a really offensive joke that isn't even funny....Blurgh!!!! confised

THAT WASN'T ME....IT WAS THEM!!!! confised

I'M HALLUCINATING NOW!!!! sadx

WAR Lass kept me some Chicken for when I got in tonight....she kept it warm for me!!!!

I never touched it....then about an hour ago I got the Munchies....warmed the above up in the Microwave!!!!

Dog was out....I went looking for it....got it back in....dog lays down....chicken just Tepid by now!!!!

I warm Chicken up in Microwave and I'm now picking at it with lashings of Tmata Saurce!!!! :coool:

I think it's been warmed up and re-heated at least 46 times that I know of....not good....AT ALL....STOP!!!! rage

Do Not Do It....and that's from me....The Hen Man....it will KILL you....so leave it alone....even the skin!!!! :coool:

TRUTH....ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!! confised

19TH re-heat....I put the Chicken on the Radiator to warm through....should be ok!!!! :coool:

TropicalPoolie · **Posted:** Mon Mar 19, 2012 4:45 am

MutleyRules wrote:

Text me a really offensive joke that isn't even funny....Blurgh!!!!

Well I cannae text you a joke but I can post one on here.

Such a shame to hear about Whitney Houston dying in a bath...
I was hoping she died in a car crash whilst giving Mariah Carey, Thom Yorke, Chris Martin and Celine Dion a lift.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:10 am

Bath????

I thought Miss.Houston passed away in New York....or somewhere anyway in the U s's!!!! confised

BTW....no....(I would say Joke but it wasn't really was it)....speaking ill of the recently departed....

unless it's a cracking joke....(voted by the readers of the Independent)....or it's just plain silly/stupid....like The Bunker and not meant to be taking totally seriously....then it will be ok'ish!!!! :coool:

Say something totally against the grain and insensitive and then try to make an excuse for yourself that is not sincere....then I will feel pity for you and pray!!!! violin

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Mon Mar 19, 2012 8:46 am

You can safely reheat food once, after that its russian roulette time, if as you say you have reheated 46 times, RIP mutters violin

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Mar 19, 2012 5:22 pm

I think what Mr Mutley forgot to mention is that the chicken wasn't actually dead, but was just feeling the effects of living in the chilly, damp, storm-lashed North East ((c) every wussy journalist who's never been North of Ealing.......) :grin:

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