This Is Hysterical....

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Mar 15, 2012 7:42 pm

..gadgie stays at his birds house, birds daughter belts bird in her sleep. Bird gets up and blames gadgie, who is in another room. Gadgie says 'fuck this I'm going home.'

Bird then fetches hammer, belts gadgie across the dome while he's getting dressed.

Bird gets off.

Y'now, this domestic violence needs sorting out. :roll:

http://www.hartlepoolmail.co.uk/news/lo ... -1-4344779

Fensy · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:15 pm **Posts:** 6476

I thought this was going to be a thread about the Man Utd match

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Fri Mar 16, 2012 4:13 pm

I love the Mail website for stuff like this. We could do with some more Peter Owens stories though.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Mar 17, 2012 4:17 am

Imagine a Bloke/Wanker though hitting a Lady with an Hammer....SENT STRAIGHT DO0WN!!!! :evil:

But cos she wasn't sure whether she was coming or going....Ironing/Puffing Cushions Up/Stroking Fluffy Kittens/Braying their Lad's head in/finding a pair of pyjamas with Pigs or Cows on to go Shopping in.....so many decisions....I'm suprised the miserable gets can manage to Bleed alone without blaming it on Womens Stuff....YEAH....WHINGING FECKING WOMAN!!!! :evil:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Mar 17, 2012 4:23 am

Just ignore that....I haven't got a fecking clue what I was on about!!!! confised

Our lass has just stood over me as she dictated the above!!!! confised

I pretended I didn't know....I can only Type Latin....and she believes me!!!! :coool:

643 ad!!!! :coool:

See!!!!

Greek....Haversack Race!!!! :coool:

I know exactly where my trousers are!!!! :coool:

This Is Hysterical....

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